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I'm across from the Channel Islands. There's a surprising amount of sea life down here in the northern reaches of SoCal.
I saw 4 dolphins charge right under a surfer last Tuesday. A baby humper was 30 yards out from the sand here two weeks back. I saw another one...
Wristies are ghey. They interfere with my paddling. Maybe they don't for you. They are cheeper. When you get into big surf or heavy shorey, you...
Well you aholes are no help. The next time I see another sponger, Ima ask him. Come back here and report. Nobody here sits on their board, and...
Srsly. I'm like the only lidder who sits on their board. It doesn't seem to waterlog or develop a bad rocker, and I have a nicer view. What's...
Wut? Frost, you not only bought a Wave Rebel, but you put a ankle leash on that shizzle? Gross. Get cheap ebay fins for now. Go up a size at...
The first time I saw one, it was Laird Hamilton. He picked up a wave breaking on the outside reef, at an ultra-secret spot, from a nice south...
Wax the bottome to go faster. Duh. For serious, tho, like SS said. I belly wax to stick, rail wax to grip, and nose wax for those "OH S!!T"...
Skegs went the way of the dodo in the 80's brah. Can't air with skegs. Can't 360 with skegs. You have to put a lot of holes in the board to...
Drop in on 'em and flip 'em the bird as you do so. The more youtubes we get of crochety old a-holes burning groms, the more the rich hellicopter...
LOL, I only hype spots that are already zooed (and that I don't surf anymore). I'm a d**k like that. But I'll go delete. Except Blacks. I'm...
Now you're gettin' it. Dawnie crowds are heavy. You'll have 3 buddies before you can see what you're surfing. By civil twilight it gets totally...
Dude! Score! It's not as good as my setup, but getting a job in Playa Del Ray means you can easily surf decent-to-great waves every day (that you...
Your too lazy for the west coast, so don't come here. You don't like to kiss ass enough for the east coast, so don't stay there. Go design...
Yanker makes the most imaginary money. The dude who makes/made the most money is the one with the fewest posts because he always IS actually...
If the crowd hoots you into an outsider, don't puss out even if it's a deathwall. Do a swan dive off the lip or something if it's not makeable....
Work for NASA or--better yet--at PAFB. Surf down by PAFB or points south. Go to the CCB pier only if you have to, or if there's a macking...
o barry
Except that your d**k and balls would shrink back up inside you like Bruce Jenner if you tried dropping that wave. Joking aside, that is a...
[ATTACH] [ATTACH] Gettin shacked.
