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No worries about that, dumbass. It's summer. It's gonna be flat. Save your 25 euros for sangria in Lisboa.
LOL. Real men don't need to brag about the s--t they've done. So shut your yap and go to Sri Lanka already, douchcanoe. But you won't. You'll buy...
Some. I like 'em cuz they float, and give power without being heavy like vipers. Like an idiot, I put a tether on them, and when they got blasted,...
This is good advice, and why I said U2B won't be going anywhere. Pretty much nobody from the insular East Coast can stand to ride a tiny-ass moped...
Big again yesterday, with good winds all day. Broke a fin on the last wave, which was a solid OH++ bomber. Now I'm down to my spares, which suck....
Don't just go for a year, go to stay. Make money. Get a hot native wife when you're done with 7-hour sessions. Don't go to Bali the Ments, or...
Dude, are you stupid? East Coast vs. SoutPac? San Diego vs. SoutPac doesn't even rate a question! I live on two coasts. One is the US West...
Whoo, it was good today! OH++ hurricane swell. Glassed off right at 10 and stayed clean until 1230. Lots of dolphins crusing the lineup. Dropped...
Atlantic side only that time of year. High season. Should have some epic days. Pick a sheltered spot if you don't want to drive or travel for...
I scared an elephant seal the other day. I didn't see him among the rocks, and he flung himself off a 5' ledge, smashing into a sharp rock...
Edit: This is posted under boogering, fyi. Any tips for getting out when there's nothing but sharp rox or seawalls? Getting out is easy, but...
You guys are getting localism confused with the crochety old-timers or hotheads who hang out at crowded spots. Dude, when/where localism is...
Three stringers? That'll give you a stiffy. What ever happened to Ion? They used ARCEL cores and claimed their boards were ridiculously fast. If...
That's why it's on the bottom. I've owned one, so I have to put them on there. Yes, they suck. I got my last PP MS for about $160. When I...
Polypro is lighter, can be thinner, and has less flex. I like it better, but I never get colder than 60-ish degree water. Another vote for srlyn...
Back to the Ments for a month. On a boat. The typical 10 days is fun. A month sailing around the Ments would satiate my surf need for like two or...
Yeah, where is everybody? Surfed out?
A few tar balls never hurt anyone. Half my booties have a little old tar on them. Helps you stick to the board.
^^^ This. Everybody in LA and SD know where Lunada Bay is--it sticks out like a sore thumb, which is why it has to be regulated. It's not like...
Bummed: Wind was perfect all morning and turned onshore right at noon, when I finally got free. Stoked: If it turns around soon, the south is...
