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The beaches are officially off limits due to a jellyfishnado outbreak. I got nailed pretty good yesterday by big moon jellies, and now they are...
Bro, once the water hits 60 degrees, I'm done! Call me soft, spoiled, I don't care. If it was epic, and I was traveling to Steamer Lane, Ireland...
The only thing good about booze is how many times I've gotten laid because of it. But now that I think of it, that probably equals the number of...
STELLA!!! STELLA!!!! (I could have been a contender.)
HAHAHAHA! This reminds me of the scene in Caddyshack where the caddies do a synchronized swim. Good Day Mate!
They are literally giving away tickets for Miami Marlins games down here. I would rather nail my tongue to the table than go. There is a full...
Thanks for the inspirational, aspirational video. The great ones make it look so easy, and so goofy at the same time. Keep on razzing ole Yankee,...
I think it's fun to watch their eyes get as big as pies as I'm flying through "kiddie pools" after connecting from the outside. Teach those punks...
So I paddled out on my longboard this afternoon, it was about a foot, so I paddled down the beach for a workout, and caught a few ankle slappers....
Holy Mother of God! That was an awesome video. i am now going to paddle out on 1-2 mush for 3 second rides, but in my mind I will be flying down...
Smells like tuna?
Rock on rock climbing brother! If we cave in to the machine, and give up hope, that is when we lose a bit of our soul. To fight the good fight, to...
Oh, I just remembered, every Thanksgiving is epic here. I usually shout out real loud when a big set rolls in: MASHED POTATOES, GRAVY, AND...
LMAO. Try to time it with a shuttle launch, that would be epic. You could also exclaim like the little dude Tattoo in Fantasy Island: 'Boss. boss,...
I am old and battered, therefore I am the dork you see on the beach doing his pre-surf stretching routine. A little yoga, some kempo stretches,...
I have read the book, but have not yet seen the film. The book was very interesting. I still haven't decided if the tiger is a metaphor and a part...
Global warming is not man made. It is woman made. How many women on this earth are menopausal? How much heat do they generate? Fix that, and...
Does God favor one team over the other? How bout Touchdown Jesus? I know the Dolphins are cursed. How bout the invocation: " In the name of Jesus,...
Sorry to hear your out of the game for a bit. You are young and you will heal quick if you are smart. Tai chi my friend. And be a good doobie and...
Johnny U, or Mr. Quarterback as he was called, could throw into triple coverage and hit the receiver on the money and on the run. He was cool as a...
