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"The Glass Bikini" by Seymore Hare...HaaaaaHaa!
Nice save bro. It's tough having to make a Sofie's Choice out the water. It's always good until is isn't all of a sudden. I've been in similar...
WOW! Are they tracking me in the water too? I usually wear a tin foil surf helmet to ward the radio signals away when I am out shredding. I hope...
We have the hottest, dumbest, most conniving and stunning, gold digging, plastic women in the entire world and that was in second grade.
If you nevah had crawfish etoufee in Nawlins or had conch chowdah or paella (seafood & yellow rice Cuban style) in the Florida Keys, or hogsnapper...
What the hell is it with small days and bad dings. I guess I push it too hard and just end up totally kooking out. Once I shredded my calf on a...
My feet hurt so bad in Costa Rica doing the rock dance. And nobody wears footwear in the water, it just labels you as a total kook. And the tide...
Me tinks da weed is mo betta hea too bra! HAAAAAHAAAA!!!!!
The masters make it look easy, natural and aesthetic. The rest of us can only strive. Thanks for the reminder of why longboarding is sooooo cool.
The men in the grey suits are the locals. give them the respect they are due. If it is your time, it is your time. Don't live in fear. NO FEAR!...
Dude, in case you haven't heard, we are in the middle of Sharknado Season. Keep your hands and legs inside the moving vehicle, buckle your seat...
They say the ultimate is better than sex, but not quite as good as the perfect wave.
No Snookie on her monthly cycle wading in waist high water relieving herself and simultaneously chumming for sharks. That and we have the best...
Got bit by a duck paddling out. Very sore finger. Had bill marks for days.
Sounds like the search for the holy grail. I'm thinking you may want to cut out a fin box. But there has to be a reason I haven't seen it done on...
We are due for a waist to chest high east swell/ windswell by late Tuesday, certainly on Wednesday and Thursday. Like pcsurfer2 said, Ron Jons in...
Post of the summer. LMAO brah!
Here are a couple of drills you can do on flat days to help you grow your comfort level underwater and during hold downs. 1. This one simulates...
I just measured my hplb width - It is almost 22", maybe 21 7/8" wide. It turned real nice and caught good waves well overhead, and excelled in...
Offer to buy him a beer and some lunch if he chillaxes and lets me catch a couple of bombs without having to dodge flying treble hooks and pyramid...
