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and then texted myself from her phone... yep... a forum full of dudes looking at my jizz.... HEY CAROLINE, LOOK AT MY JIZZ!!! I believe its...
worth noting--- i did a bunch of juice in my 20s and i have to say, whatever pain i was in disappeared. roids saved the day.
Morgan goes both ways for a name. Also, she is not a waffle house waitress. We dont have waffle house here. I did hook up with a Buffalo...
Morgan goes both ways for a name. Also, she is not a waffle house waitress. We dont have waffle house here. I did hook up with a Buffalo Wild...
sure here she is... [ATTACH]
This is how my evening went... [ATTACH]
You're stroking arm? Best advice--- train your kids early on to masturbate with both hands.
My favorite quote from this guy, Agent Dokes or Stokes or whatever, was when he said "helicoptahs and ****" once. They were late for something...
But hang on --- there is one way that I am sure I am going to hurt myself: I swear I am going to tear my ACL one super-small day longboarding or...
If Tard were working the avenue, he'd get my last $3.50... Hahaha so she came over last night. Unfortunately it was "ladies' week". She...
my skeleton key has a big ol dent up top from my head. had to make an unanticipated dive when a deer in headlights on a summer rental froze in my...
SI bench off winners are determined by best grunts and how close they can get to their squatters balls
BAHAHAHAHAHA Now, thanks to free market economy, I open first surf shop in Bulguzikstan.
i knew an albanian chick in college that smoked a lot and wore a leather jacket. she always looked pissed.
Narragansett Town Beach in RI charges if you aint there before 9am. If you paddle in from the tower, its free, but you technically aren't allowed...
yes I've done it. its overpriced. drive. spend the night in moncton. female to male ratio is 3:1. no joke. not making it up. fundy is a...
hello comrade... I've met Natasha and Lyudmila.
To the best of my recollection: "U2B: "Look, I know I smell like pee and wetsuit(e), but what are the chances of me walking out of here with...
north end of the long stretch of beach in Rye NH. There were hoards over by the parking lot, but those who dared to park on the road and brave...
