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Gimme some weekend waist high leftovers. All ya'll chargers will be exhausted and I can clean up.
up north looked like chaos on the cam. Last night I drove home from northern NY in a snowstorm and a 4 hour ride took 7, and the power was out...
My bodily fluids flow from all orifices in my suite. No shame. When I get out in the cold the pee steam is rising off me. If we go out...
who eats Jews
When I see Slater and Jon Jon and 3TittyMcGrath and all the other pros Im like, "look at deez up and cummaz". Then I have a moment of clarity and...
The first thing I think of when I look at a woman is, how would she look with no teeth. I totally feel ya on the defunding space thing. WTF is...
Eh... They tell ya to gargle with salt water... or do they? I had my impacted teeth surgically removed and then flew to Europe for a two-week...
One could get tubed around the world forever...
in Metard's name...
1. Summer of 1993, Reef Girl Butt Photo. Where is she now? 2. Anything related to Cyclops. Its the most aesthetically entertaining wave I...
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP I READ THAT AS "GOT PAT DOWN PATROL WOODY" AND THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOU GOT A BONE WHILE BEING PAT DOWN. To answer your first...
yeah this is not some german bdsm forum. no nuts, no nails, no dumps on chests. i will not be surfing this week. i am in Watertorwn NY for...
Spoiler alert: It starts off in the not so distant almost distopian future. Blights are wiping out the worlds food sources. Not many ppl left....
Twas you that made the initial suggestion some weeks back My account still has a new car smell. I can't win crap. I only declined as an...
I think thats what I have. Ball pushers they are.
METARD IS THE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR, or so I am told. I HAVE SO MUCH TO GAIN FROM HIS LOSS, YET I WILL NOT ACCEPT HIS TITLE. BAN ME INSTEAD. If...
WHAT NO EFFIN WAY. I feel incomplete. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!? THIS CANNOT BE TRUE?!?!?! TARD, RESURRECT--------
Sebago gets thigh high windswell during Sharknado season.
Yeah I got no business getting a free chiropractic exam compliments of the Atlantic Ocean. My pussification goes beyond passing up big stuff....
I surf with "cycling shorts" (9" inseam poly boxer briefs) on in my wettie and sometimes I get a rub on the back of my balls. I use the...