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My beard rules. Tire change? phfffffffttt......my beard just replaced the valve cover gaskets on my maxima. Soon as it gets a little longer...
About 7'2". But I recently went to Wookiecuts and got it trimmed.
Near Gotham.
Lol. My wife and I went as Batman and Robin for a Halloween party once. Also printed a bunch of stickers that said BAM! and POW! and such and...
Pic from 2am [ATTACH]
Well she is a divorced 40 something...
Fell asleep on the couch last night. Woke up about 2am and as I hobbled to the bathroom I noticed this was parked in front of my house. [ATTACH]
Every damn thing I can get my hands on. Stopped taking painkillers last night. Switched to liquid pk's about an hour ago. I'm gonna get...
That the kind of stuff you just can't make up.
I fixed it for you. Senor Senior. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o&app=desktop Good vid. Mandatory viewing for the males that join...
Congrats. Although for full membership to the gold club you need to piss someone off so bad they send death threats. Go get 'em tiger!
Worst mistake you can make. I was a god fearing red blooded American male that could rip so hard Dane and Kelly moved the f out of the way when I...
Have fun Yank, mind that late week swell, looks like bombs are headed your way!
It's my fault, he has a thing for redheads. Methinks that pic I posted put him over the edge, Sorry bout dat...
We'll have to send you to orientation... Here's the quick start guide: 1) What's the wave height in Belmar? -> Its always 23ft in Belmar 2)...
Happy Friday to you to Mr. Tard. [ATTACH]
Welcome to our happy lil dysfunctional family. Please answer the following questions; 1) What's the wave height in Belmar? 2) What color helmet...
I hear ya Slash and thanks! I'm just happy no surgery and other than the chunk of bone that came off there's no other damage. No ripped...
Thanks man! I'll be back in no time with my trademark cartwheel-to-scorpion move.
Yeah, although I'm pretty sure the cat is the mastermind behind it all. She's the puppeteer pulling the strings. Lolz! Did you say "Oh snap!"...
