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He should be called baddy DENTIST because BOYEE did he hit a nerve.
Getting my old azz out on big days makes me feel really connected
If I knew I was fatally ill and would be a burden on my family, I'd tape bloody steaks to me and paddle out at Frisco. I've always thought that...
No wonder I've never been able to satisfy the ladies.
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If it's shaped by Mike Doyle, keep it. His are for bigger surfers. He made me a 7'0 with plenty of beef to float my azz still duck dive.
Back when I got to go to CR, I'd go 2nd week after Easter for the deals. I'd go to the gym and swin laps but it wasn't the same. I had a real...
I got those, but it wouldn't keep my pooswah from freezing.
I got my stinky finger sliced from the web to the tip by something in the water. It was mid '90s and I was on the S side. It was crowded and...
Like my dear old daddy used to tell me, "Never put your mouth on anything that will make you d!ck throw up."
I was and child husband.
you're only 13 years old? go tell yer mother she wants you.
Is that one of your cohorts? Like I said, FOS, Full On Shill (full of Schitt asswell)
HAHA I know you're FOS cause I own 2 telescopes. Lickem!
You like it spoiled?
Taste like pescado mimado?
That's why when yer in, you put your hand over her mouth while pinching he nose, you tell her "tus chocha huele como pescado mimado" and make the...
She's of good breeding stock. prolly swell up like a tick after her first litter.
look it up yourself senor sabe todos. Hint, Shoemaker, Robert Harrington. this vid has to be true because an alien with a british accent is...
pro volley ball as well
