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Absolutely not, too many fingers in there.
I prefer to call it, "Roughing up the suspect". Legally I don't have to provide you that information. Am I being detained?
Yes, sir, I do. I thought was just part of being a man
When the left lane is ending and you have plenty of time to safely merge, but some people push all the way to the end and cut people off, they...
I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Ask me anything.
Your beef is cooked nicely! I thought this was just a salad for you, but after looking again, I think this is lunch for you and Mrs. Tard. One...
My woman is from the south, does that count?
DE claims white rash guards, not sure if they suck balls. We do have Rehoboth, there might be some dudes there who suck balls. Bwahahahaha
Better point break style than, "Here I have some candy", style! LOL
I used to guard at a neighbor hood community pool, not a bad gig. All the younger kids thought I was cool, so they would run to the store for me...
Do you spoon the salad in?
DO IT! lol
That is classic!
Do you have a white van we can ride in?
Was it hard having the Hoff as a supervisor? Did he ever bring KITT to work?
Very nice! I haven't even been in the ocean in about 3 weeks... I need my fix!
I was okay for a couple weeks with no surf because I work during the week, then worked 2 music festivals back to back weekends, then the next...
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Not sayin you are wrong, but why is he a tool? I have heard others say the same thing. I have watched a couple of his videos, but thats all I...
bwahahahaa