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I need that. Now.
If the government and SI medical team deem it safe, of course.
Every time I go to the beach I bring my empty crazy horse bottles and smash them over people's heads. Now my beach (yes I own it) is covered in...
I can't believe after 19 pages we still have dirty water. Ps chlorine is actually vitimin c and flouride is vitimin f, and the fountain of youth...
I duct tape my iPhone to a kite.
Flakka.
JJF wins the tour this year.
Get one! Super fun! I had one, but now it is two. I have a v2 stub which is a fine tuned rocket that is even better and one of my all time...
Moron.
Caroline! Where have you been!? I only saw Mick get a couple, then I passed out.
I heard when you get dengue, you should do the merengue. Also drink a cup of whale jiz and eat a pine cone.
Not to mention, captive whales jism is way less potent.
Wtf just happened?
Free Willy!!! ......and his whale yogurt!
DTK. D!ck Tickling Kiosk?
Spicy Nacho during winter, and Cool Ranch during summer. Ajax during spring and fall.
Hi. Shut the f*ck up. Snort crushed Doritos, huff gasoline, hydrate with pond water via iv.
I'm pretty sure if you pour water through a stocking filled with anal beads, the water comes out so pure that it even has magical, fountain of...
I eat squirrel pancakes whenever I find them in the road. I pour filtered water on them first, then I just gobble them up.
I submerged one in my toilet, but the footage is crappy.
