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I just ate at Mc D's. What a f@cking mistake that was. Horrible. I'm doing the Keto starting on May 1st. My diet has been horrible lately. Since I...
That would give a gay man a boner.....
No boobees. White chicks with border-line dreads. Probably all smell like that hippie oil. Hairy bushels. Mostly into scissoring. Nary a cock...
#Lumberd!ck
I meant my head, not her head. See I'm all discombobulated.
God damn you Stank, I went and looked her up based on your professional recommendation. Her beaver looks like the face of a baby chimp. I can't...
Happy Easter you crazy cocksuckers you. May Wayne's special friend Heeyzus fill your stockings full of Russell Stovers chocolate bunnies and...
Surfing is a really fun recreational activity I enjoy doing in my spare time. I also enjoy bombing hills on my long skatingboart, fishing, hunting...
That's the truuf.
I agree with my older and sorta more esteemed colleague.
#knockoutgayman
What the f@ck is a Flup?
#Iheartmeat
Stinky speaks the truth young fella. I'm 54 and I've had chunks taken off my shoulders and one off of my face. Go to the Derm Doc. If my plaque...
"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but that doesn't mean I'm going to eat the filthy mother@ckers"
Quite possibly the funniest words ever muttered on this forum...
I just ate a giant chicken cutlet. My wife makes the breading with a special spice that gives it some zing. The chicken was prolly raised on...
Sam's Pizza in Wildwood, NJ There is no other pizza but Sam's. Do not try to argue with me or say you have some great pizza in Brooklyn or New...
I thought I saw a beautiful, pink tropical fish swimming on the reef at Marias. I dove off my board and swam down for a closer look. It was a flip...
And yes, 5 guys is also the ****nez
