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    Wipeout!

    ^ indeed. Failure of propere sand recon is what that is.
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Jun 20, 2018 in forum: All Discussions
  2. Clowns-r-Us
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    I'm Getting Fat

    Weight problem?? Cut back calorie intake (for men) to 500 in a day (normal is 2K calories per day average intake). Do this once per week -twice...
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Jun 20, 2018 in forum: All Discussions
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    Barracuda

    Did somebody say -CLOWN? Seriously guys, use of that term basically sends a clown version bat signal into the collective...
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Apr 3, 2018 in forum: All Discussions
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    Shelly Island

    And an entire Hooverville of clowns who had taken up residence on the island was lost with the receding sand, oh the HU-Manatees.
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Mar 9, 2018 in forum: All Discussions
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    Huge swell coming!

    THE SWELL MAN COMETH' AND HE'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Mar 7, 2018 in forum: All Discussions
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    Huge swell coming!

    I have deployed clowns to all of the NH spots. Their instructions are to wait for unsuspecting surfers to suite up and then bum-rush the lineup....
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Mar 7, 2018 in forum: All Discussions
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    who here has been surfing this week?

    Southern NJ was pretty epic this Sunday. Positive vibes in the lineups, great size and good shape. If any of youz were one of those tube hunting...
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Mar 6, 2018 in forum: All Discussions
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    OCMD?

    Yeah still looks a bit unmanageable. We trekked north to NJ this weekend for better N wind protection. There are a couple spots in the OCMD region...
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Mar 5, 2018 in forum: All Discussions
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    Clowns Will Dominate Upcoming Swell

    Donkey bay is naturally overrun with surf donkeys: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Surfer_Donkey [ATTACH]
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Mar 2, 2018 in forum: All Discussions
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    Why surfers are so liberal

    Unfortunately it's usually municipal taxpayers that fund the development of sports arenas. The owners then get to charge the public for use of the...
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Mar 2, 2018 in forum: All Discussions
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    Clowns Will Dominate Upcoming Swell

    Agreed, I'm on the hunt during this swell but I'm under no illusions that most spots will be working in any manageable sense -even those spots...
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Mar 2, 2018 in forum: All Discussions
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    Clowns Will Dominate Upcoming Swell

    [ATTACH]
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Mar 2, 2018 in forum: All Discussions
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    Clowns Will Dominate Upcoming Swell

    Clown 2 slammed his left knee, left hip, ribs and right knee on Clown 1's board. That takes some serious dismount fail right there.
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Mar 2, 2018 in forum: All Discussions
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    Clowns Will Dominate Upcoming Swell

    Best thing about EC winter surf: clown-slaying water temps. Worst thing about EC winter surf: clowns were told about neoprene. Jester I think...
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Mar 1, 2018 in forum: All Discussions
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    3/1 - ??? EC swell report/pics

    https://weather.com/storms/winter/news/2018-03-01-winter-storm-riley-noreaster-high-winds-coastal-flooding-heavy-snow HOLD ON TO YER BUTTS!
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Mar 1, 2018 in forum: All Discussions
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    Clowns Will Dominate Upcoming Swell

    All of your protected spots, all of your novelty waves, every sheltered cove and wind buffering jetty will be overrun. The clowns are coming...
    Thread by: Clowns-r-Us, Mar 1, 2018, 35 replies, in forum: All Discussions
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    Legal Weed

    Of course -pirates are just clowns of the sea.
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Mar 1, 2018 in forum: Non Surf Related
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    Legal Weed

    Did somebody say clown?
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Mar 1, 2018 in forum: Non Surf Related
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    OCMD Stepoff War

    This clown approves of this hilarious tread.
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Mar 13, 2017 in forum: Mid Atlantic
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    Life Announcement, with a Twist of Life Advise

    Awww yea! Congrats Seldom! One of the best things my parents did for me as a youngin was teach me how to swim. Get the lil girl some propere...
    Post by: Clowns-r-Us, Feb 19, 2016 in forum: All Discussions
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