A person that buys one of those is over-weight or ****sexual. They will come to the lineup with sandals and shirts on with gold chains and with there overweight ****sexual son on a smaller foamy..Usually trying to paddle out while eating a bag of ships or a hotdog.. maybe even a pizza! Ive seen it all. Ge will ride the white wash in on his chest and soon call it a day.. or make it to the line up (on a calm day of course) and just float like a bouy in everyones way.. IF I see a paddleboard for $99 there.. **** ill buy it!