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    dog shatt

    the wife and I are having a heated battle over my anger towards this big shatt someone's dog took on my lawn! if you knew who it was and it was pure laziness, please tell me what you would do! I'm thinking mailbox with a non threatening message! she screaming I need anger management and I'm yelling grow some balls! offered the kids $50 bucks if they see it happen again and get a photo! P.S. I'm really not the kind of guy that manicures his lawn daily. with the rain and season it looks like FENWAY PARK! am I wrong for wanting to shove it in their lazy face?

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    Chill out brah, you need a toke is all. How much longer till you can?

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    Let it go. If that's the biggest problem you have, you're a lucky man.

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    Take the shat with some type of spatula or something and spread it underneath their car door handle.
    They might think twice boot lettin doogie dump on your lawn even if they don't suspect it was you.

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    Just put up a little sign on your lawn.i did and it solved the problem immedtely
    It said "pick up after your dog. It's your responsibility not mine... I saw you do it"

    Things were awkward for a few months but only because they were embarrassed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DawnPatrolSUP View Post
    Chill out brah, you need a toke is all. How much longer till you can?
    Your right D.P just need a release even though I'm feeling Archy is spot on! That's why I asked because I get the truth from chargers like you guys! Thanks, most likely saved me a lot of grief over some crap! I'm actually laughing at myself now! Told her I was gonna throw it at them like a monkey! Need some South Park or family guy! Sober isn't easy! Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by red dog View Post
    Your right D.P just need a release even though I'm feeling Archy is spot on! That's why I asked because I get the truth from chargers like you guys! Thanks, most likely saved me a lot of grief over some crap! I'm actually laughing at myself now! Told her I was gonna throw it at them like a monkey! Need some South Park or family guy! Sober isn't easy! Thanks
    Anytime dude, hang in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by red dog View Post
    Your right D.P just need a release even though I'm feeling Archy is spot on! That's why I asked because I get the truth from chargers like you guys! Thanks, most likely saved me a lot of grief over some crap! I'm actually laughing at myself now! Told her I was gonna throw it at them like a monkey! Need some South Park or family guy! Sober isn't easy! Thanks
    You'd laugh even harder watching them open their car door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archy View Post
    You'd laugh even harder watching them open their car door.
    That would make my week! I won't forget that idea! Thanks! I'm laughing just thinking about it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by red dog View Post
    That would make my week! I won't forget that idea! Thanks! I'm laughing just thinking about it!
    Pay your kids to video it.