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Thread: Second and third swells
May 30, 2013, 01:56 PM #11
May 30, 2013, 02:59 PM #12Senior Member
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- Capo Beach
May 30, 2013, 04:28 PM #13
Apparently, "he" has it together enough to be posted up on a quarter mile of beachfront at the moment surrounded by an unprecedented quantity of co-eds that an observer would think is the result of the Smokeshow Genome Project. That is, while you open that top desk drawer hunched over to pop double your prescribed dose of anti-anxiety meds due to your cubicle coffin.
I'll have the decorum and appropriateness not to accept the invite to a **** measuring contest. Rest assured, my boss is a real a-hole but it's a perk of the job that I brush his teeth in the morning, feed him, and he is actually the one typing this message. He happens to both write my paychecks and cash them, too, since he is both the payer and the payee. That arrangement is the product of me staying awake and working to make that happen over the course of several years, while you and the rest of the world sleep at night. On the occasion that someone else issues my paycheck, they would happen to be in the entertainment business, specifically sports, and I'm one of the "clowns" in the "circus" that people come pay to see perform.
I won't ask what you do for a living because it matters to me about as much as how many farts Rosie O'Donnell cuts in an average day matters to me. It doesn't. And it wouldn't change what I think or say of you if I did know what corporate entity indentures your servitude. Because after all, this is a surfing forum, and it's all about the fun, brah.
May 30, 2013, 04:58 PM #14
its was double over toe on the south shore and north shore today shredmaster
May 30, 2013, 05:09 PM #15
FYI Rosie O'Donnell rips 73.7 farts per day and on average every sixth one is a shart.
May 30, 2013, 05:29 PM #16
Oh wait, my hedonia was just disrupted by the lone pair of civil-unioned, crew cut fatties rubbing 6,000SPF on their respective back fat.
Gotta say the people listening is amazing. Idiocracy script for sure. If I had any mental hard drive I've transcribe it for you guys.
May 30, 2013, 05:32 PM #17
May 30, 2013, 05:52 PM #18
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May 30, 2013, 05:52 PM #19
boston buoy 1.3 @ 6. please end the suspense and tell us what kind of sports entertainment you engage in. (STOMP is not sports entertainment)
May 30, 2013, 05:53 PM #20
Damn I gots to go to the book depository and check me out a The Sore Us to learn some of them there words Spicoli is lyricating.