Three words, brah - Get over yourself.Apparently, "he" has it together enough to be posted up on a quarter mile of beachfront at the moment surrounded by an unprecedented quantity of co-eds that an observer would think is the result of the Smokeshow Genome Project. That is, while you open that top desk drawer hunched over to pop double your prescribed dose of anti-anxiety meds due to your cubicle coffin.
I'll have the decorum and appropriateness not to accept the invite to a **** measuring contest. Rest assured, my boss is a real a-hole but it's a perk of the job that I brush his teeth in the morning, feed him, and he is actually the one typing this message. He happens to both write my paychecks and cash them, too, since he is both the payer and the payee. That arrangement is the product of me staying awake and working to make that happen over the course of several years, while you and the rest of the world sleep at night. On the occasion that someone else issues my paycheck, they would happen to be in the entertainment business, specifically sports, and I'm one of the "clowns" in the "circus" that people come pay to see perform.
I won't ask what you do for a living because it matters to me about as much as how many farts Rosie O'Donnell cuts in an average day matters to me. It doesn't. And it wouldn't change what I think or say of you if I did know what corporate entity indentures your servitude. Because after all, this is a surfing forum, and it's all about the fun, brah.
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Thread: Second and third swells
May 30, 2013, 07:17 PM #21Senior Member
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May 30, 2013, 10:48 PM #22
It was your decision to bring scrutiny to my personal and professional life based of thin slices of my time expenditure as indicated by an online forum.
Three words back at you, but we will have fun and make this a puzzle since you like the suspense of trying to figure out answers that are meaningless to your life.
Three words similar in composition to those three you used: "_ _ _ _ _ _ yourself"
May 30, 2013, 10:50 PM #23
Bravo mr zag
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May 30, 2013, 11:04 PM #26
To the "holier than thou" crowd (it seems to be replicating itself in number here):
Take a look at the origin of these threads that seem to so very much irk you. Then look at the elements that progress them into mutated, off-topic horsecrap.
This thread was geared towards a topic of ocean hydrodynamics that is very much appropriate for a surfing forum. The original post has zero aim or attention towards anyone's outside life or ego.
Any one of a number of subsequent posts immediately derailed the content from said objective and decayed it into the cesspool that most web forums quickly become.
There's clear irony in the claims from these posters that "their surfing forum" is being infected with waste, when they are sowing the seeds of hate, tilling the soil with derision, and harvesting the crap themselves.
May 30, 2013, 11:13 PM #27
Ha, this guy really can't fight the battles he picks. I wonder who castrated him, his mother years ago or his lovely significant other in the current day.
You are a sad, shell of a boy, crackedinri. To not shoulder the weight of the situations you provoke, have a chance to avoid through a humorous response by your intended target diverting from and not engaging the conflict (earlier in this thread), provoke once again, get responded to privately instead of publicly (because your decisions shouldn't be anyone else's problem on here), then try and cower behind your fellow narrow-minded brethren.
Yes, people. We live in a society where what you say and do has consequences. Even if this presidential regime and nation says how you decide to act is not your fault.
To those of you shooting your mouths off to people you don't know behind the guise of an internet forum handle: go to Bridgeport, CT and say anything like this out loud to the commoners of that town, who you likewise know nothing about and who've done nothing to insult or harm you. Come back to us and report the results.
May 30, 2013, 11:19 PM #28
May 30, 2013, 11:24 PM #29Senior Member
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You say that you'll "have the decorum and appropriateness not to accept the invite to the **** measuring contest" while essentially dropping your pants bragging about where you're "posted up" and how many "co-eds" are on the beach, while denigrating me and assuming I'm an anxiety-riddled corporate slave. You don't know me or my work situation. I've never written anything about it, so I don't understand where you see this invitation you speak of. Maybe I'm rolling like NJShred or maybe I work at McDonald's and have 5 kids to support or maybe I'm an over-anxious corporate slave.
You seem like an intelligent person, but for the most part, your posts consist of 500 words of vacuous drivel with about 15 words of anything meaningful. Please, go back and read over your last month's worth of posts. Read them out loud to a friend and ask him if you sound like an pretentious ***. Shoot for brevity in the future - everybody reading this forum will thank you for it.
Maybe it is meaningless, but maybe I'm looking for a career change and was seriously wondering what you did that allowed you to seemingly have so much free time on your hands at the ripe old age of 30something. Yeah, I asked the question, but I didn't get an answer...only another truckload of drivel.
May 30, 2013, 11:33 PM #30
I wouldn't call it BA per se. Or any place worth visiting or passing through. But it is the most densely populated city in CT and has a crime rate 9x the national average. Following the Industrial Revolution, it was a thriving metropolis and more or less a place to be. That fell apart in the last 50 years, probably worse than say a Pittsburgh.
The reason I used Bridgeport is that it was mentioned in other threads the last couple days and it's fairly representative of the extremity of self-policing human nature that meager sheltered folk like crackedinri are insulated from ever having to be part of or experience. Hence, my suggestion that much could be learned by he and some other audacious others on here by "taking their game to the streets" where there's no place to hide when your mouth writes a check your body can't cash. But hey, who needs to be a man in this world when your domineering mother or suburban lawyer can shield you from or get you out of any mess your arrested development puts you in?