But wait, gnome....!

Here's a post from someone who knows how you roll:

dont forget

empty pockets when its gas up time, surfer

gets out the calculator and slide rule in the supermarket, surfer

got the barrell of the century when no one was looking surfer (every session)

puts 91zm sh1t on the stereo all the time and sulks if anyone wants to put on something that hasnt been thrashed to death on pop radio, surfer

sees the reef is 6ft and pumping and decides the last fat soft beachie you went to was a lot better,

makes the worlds best, fastest, big wave, barrell riding, hydrodynamic wonder surfboards but hasnt surfed in 18 months in anything over 2ft, surfer

wears a pink wettie and psycho hockey mask, surfer