did he bang your GF ss4s?
I want my athletes on drugs, I am here to be entertained, I want the most bang for my buck. I doubt him being sober would create a better speech.......also let the NFL do steroids, who cares if it shortens their life, they hate life after sports anyway
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Dec 11, 2013, 11:07 PM #21
Dec 11, 2013, 11:34 PM #22
best line was"thank you quicksilver,for sparing me during the massacre."
yea danes high as hell lmao,I don't know if he was just that high that he came up with these jokes that cracked himself up.i felt bad for him,he looked like a deer in the headlights,but dane can do whatever he wants because hes dane and hes the flippin best!!he came a long way,dont know how old he is now but I remember him still in highschool blowing the lids off any surfer comin his way.
Dec 11, 2013, 11:40 PM #23
born with a silver spoon,bet u couldn't do the moves now at your age that he was doing when he was 15.think its easy being a pro surfer with social skills like that lol.hes a pro because hes that fookin good,hes dane Reynolds..thats all folks
Dec 12, 2013, 12:00 AM #24
When you're that nasty at surfing, you can sound however you want, and i'm sure he's baked out his mind too, i know I would be
Dec 12, 2013, 12:16 AM #25Senior Member
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Most entertainment of the night. Everyone else seemed a little dull. Now kelly, most likely the most intelligent person in the room that evening, is a great public speaker. Dane has Character and is one of the best surfers ever.
Last edited by wesman944; Dec 12, 2013 at 05:19 AM. Reason: didn't go to college
^ if you wanna call that character... i'm not sure if i would. He sounded like he was talking to 12 year olds, he could have loosened up a bit. The people that were there are in the same industry and he knows personally. it's like being around friends, just you have a bunch of cameras flashing and videos recording. No one is doubting his surfing ability, one simply cannot argue or take that from him.
Dec 12, 2013, 12:41 AM #27Senior Member
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I didnt find it awkward at all. Dude was nervous and it was obvious, awkward though, come on. And to say dane grew up with a silver spoon would mean you would have to say every other surfer that travels to contest after contest all around has a silver spoon. Becoming pro doesn't happen just by being good, it happens by being able to afford travel costs until you get noticed by someone willing to pay for your expenses
"Quiksilver, thank you from sparing me from the massacre." i LOL'd for a solid 10 seconds at that one. nicely played Mr. Reynolds.
Dec 12, 2013, 01:23 AM #29
Dec 12, 2013, 01:25 AM #30