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  1. #1

    Core Score: Artic Circle Surfing at Midnight in the Winter

    I'm just the most core, I surf in -200 degree temps, in 300 ft of snow, fighting glaciers and Killer whales in a banana hammock only. Beat that.... This thread is mainly to show off my benching skills and sack.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2013
    Punching Latex Dummys in Barns
    dude i lift semi trucks all day at my lowkal gym bench in negative 400 temps and shovel snow with my ****. we all know the south has the best benchers and everyone else just tries to keep up. i shoot up pitbull and rooster testosterone on the daily to keep my neck big and my sack heavy like these carolina barrels, that when i fly out of them i get mistaken for a ufo in the line up. i also throw my signature boomarang 360 i fly off the wave then back into the wave straight into the foam ball ..shacked to perfection 90% of the time everytime.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    oh I thought u were talkin about a midnight sesh tonight in the northeast.if so I am down.we could probably get little red led lights and put them on our hood so we don't disappear would be freeekin epic

  4. #4
    Lets go: BETTER SACK UP

  5. #5
    I'm gonna shovel the snow all the way to my break and drop in all natural! see you in the AM

  6. #6
    One of you Village People dudes please take wayne the insane with you on your next manly voyage. Just do us all a favor & leave him at the turnaround point.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    sea level
    I'm too afraid to comment!