Was cutting the lawn and saw him when I was on his side of my yard. Started talking and asked what he does for a living. He said he works in logistics. I asked what that was. He said it deals with logic. I asked what that entailed. He commenced to show me. Told me that since I had a dog house, logic tells him I have a dog. True. Since I have a dog logic tells him I probably got kids. Grandkid. And since there has been offspring, logic tells him I'm a heterosexual. I'm the poster child.
So I went on mowing and the neighbor on the other side comes out and asks me about the new guy. I tell him he works in logistics. I ask him if he has a dog. "No." he said. "Faeg!" I reply logically.
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Thread: Met my new neighbor today.
Sep 19, 2014, 12:39 AM #1
Met my new neighbor today.
Sep 19, 2014, 01:03 PM #2Senior Member
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- Atlantic City
john banner - is that you?
(i know nothing....i see nothing)
Sep 19, 2014, 01:59 PM #3
That is hilarious Chicharonne.
Who knew it was so logical to "out" your neighbor. I guess I need to get a dog pronto!
Sep 19, 2014, 05:42 PM #4
Haha great!! Thanks for sharing!
Sep 19, 2014, 06:14 PM #5
Good stuff Chich HAHAHA, never trust a man who doesn't have or love dogs
Sep 19, 2014, 06:16 PM #6
yep, theres two types of people
cat people and dog people
and we all know cat people AREN'T to be trusted
Sep 19, 2014, 09:50 PM #7
Cats are the devils pet. Startle a li'l poopy and the poor thing yelps. Do it to a piece o schitt kitten and it'll claw yer eyes out.
Classic! What a total faegola.