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    What is your Priority?

    You have a choice:

    "A day with" Kate Upton and Hannah Davis

    or

    a day on Mick's wave with zero crowd????

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    You say I have a choice when in actuality neither of these are realistic options for me. Given the opportunity of any unrealistic option I would probably just chop off my d1ck and feed it to the ducks.

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    Head high Sandspit all to myself.

    But my priority on the daily, maximize quality of life in all ways possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lonesome Tractor View Post
    You say I have a choice when in actuality neither of these are realistic options for me. Given the opportunity of any unrealistic option I would probably just chop off my d1ck and feed it to the ducks.
    Why not? Supermodels love surfers and that wave looked well perfect. Just make it happen.

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    Kate upton got no booty

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    Upton! There will be more waves

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    Quote Originally Posted by fungus View Post
    Why not? Supermodels love surfers and that wave looked well perfect. Just make it happen.
    Well.. I already chopped my d1ck off... and that goose has been nibbling on it for the last 4 minutes..

    In hinds sights your right I shouldn't have been so pessimistic but there is a silver lining to all of this. Ill be the fastest d1ck dragger in the line up. Just gotta buy a boogie board.

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    Why not a night with Kate Upton?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lonesome Tractor View Post
    You say I have a choice when in actuality neither of these are realistic options for me. Given the opportunity of any unrealistic option I would probably just chop off my d1ck and feed it to the ducks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by your pier View Post
    Kate upton got no booty
    don't care