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  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeroevol View Post
    Key words from DP, make sure she is having fun!

    DP, I like how clean your garage is! soothing to my eyes!
    LOL Thanks, I try to keep my area clean but right now it's got some clutter since I've been working hard on my boart repair and I have a headboard from a bed I need to trash as well. There's a whole other side to the garage that is setup as my smoke station. It's not as clean over there. But it's orderly.

  2. #22
    I tried to teach my ex fiance, but it irritated her nipples because she had them pierced.

  3. #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by eatswell View Post
    I tried to teach my ex fiance, but it irritated her nipples because she had them pierced.
    She pierced her nipples?? Advice: do not marry her. Too many reasons why to list here. Intelligence is NOT one of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Cuda View Post
    She pierced her nipples?? Advice: do not marry her. Too many reasons why to list here. Intelligence is NOT one of them.
    So Uncle Barry, how smart would she be if she pierced her love bean?

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    Send her to the beach in deal on a windy day in march with your 5 year-old. The ultimate trial by fire, just throw her in the deep end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beachbreak View Post
    Send her to the beach in deal on a windy day in march with your 5 year-old. The ultimate trial by fire, just throw her in the deep end.
    Lol. If that woman had been a guy instead, I'm sure it would be been a classic thread.

    Way to go Adnim

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidde rocque View Post
    Lol. If that woman had been a guy instead, I'm sure it would be been a classic thread.

    Way to go Adnim
    I think some guy made the whole thing up, shark bodyboard and all...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidde rocque View Post
    So Uncle Barry, how smart would she be if she pierced her love bean?
    Before or after the infection??

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    surfing is what you do to get away from your girl

    don't mix the two

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    Quote Originally Posted by metard View Post
    surfing is what you do to get away from your girl

    don't mix the two
    100% exactly right.
    All else is foolishness.
    I absolutely love being with my wife 99% of the time, but not while surfing. And that beautiful lady understands this and is okay with it.
    Good point metard.