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    Things I'm Capable of Doing, but I Chose Not To. Part 1

    -Eat a large pizza. I could easily do this every time I order pizza, but I would become morbidly obese.

    -Puff an oz of the Good in a week, but that would not be cost effective.

    -I could do so many things, with my own bare hands...


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    I could totally bang Kate Upton if she'd let me

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    I could drink 6 beers (or more!) before breakfast, but I got sh1t to do today

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThankfulsaurusWrecks View Post
    I could totally bang Kate Upton if she'd let me
    She doesn't like guys like you.
    She prefers me.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Cuda View Post
    She doesn't like guys like you.
    She prefers me.......
    who'd have though she ditched her standards!
    enjoy my sloppies

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThankfulsaurusWrecks View Post
    who'd have though she ditched her standards!
    enjoy my sloppies
    Your sloppies are the 6 beers you drink before breakfast, all over the floor.
    And she doesn't like being handed off, so, she stays with me.
    Now go back to your Pabst!!!

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    I could fully whoop Conor Mcgregor's a$$ if I started training

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    I can do whatever the hell I want, if she says its o.k.....The Man Song



    https://youtu.be/Fj4vLZJhNEk
    Last edited by fl.surfdog; Mar 21, 2017 at 12:30 AM.

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    I could grow a kick-azz beard, but I choose not to because..

    - people would label me something I'm not (hipster, muslim, homeless...).

    - I'd probably get fired... or at least "transferred."

    - my family would disown me.

    - I don't want a side gig as Santa Clause.

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    If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle