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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by LBCrew View Post
    I could grow a kick-azz beard, but I choose not to because..

    - people would label me something I'm not (hipster, muslim, homeless...).

    - I'd probably get fired... or at least "transferred."

    - my family would disown me.

    - I don't want a side gig as Santa Clause.
    You know....i have a beard. Had one for a few years now. I know it's trendy now, but that's not why i do it. I actually hate when hipsters compliment me on my beard. Its not nice, its over grown and unshaven. Not nice. But whatever that's not my point.

    My point is...i have a nickname from an old co worker. Hobo john. My names john. I thought it was a funny name. Kids this big lanky gangsta kid. Always made me laugh. Anyway a few weeks ago i saw my high school year book. Looked through it. Reading all the things people wrote i realized...... Half the people who wrote called me homeless or hobo. Apparently iv been called homeless for the past 10+ years. I had no idea.

  2. #12
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    I could post on here more...

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  4. #14
    I want to put my 'D' in Scarlett Johansen's mouf. I simply choose not to.

  5. #15
    i've always wanted to be a real a-hole to strangers for just one day out of the year. Mainly, i was thinking about cussing out drivers when they don't put on their blinker, honking and giving the finger. things of that nature. I'm not that guy on the road or inlife, very patient with everyone and giving the ppl the benefit of the doubt. Maybe one day when i get older and care less...

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    People who turn left w/out indicating are real pricks and deserve it.

  7. #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChavezyChavez View Post
    I want to put my 'D' in Scarlett Johansen's mouf. I simply choose not to.
    Well, tell the truth--it is her that chooses not to......

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnfurleD View Post
    i've always wanted to be a real a-hole to strangers for just one day out of the year. Mainly, i was thinking about cussing out drivers when they don't put on their blinker, honking and giving the finger. things of that nature. I'm not that guy on the road or inlife, very patient with everyone and giving the ppl the benefit of the doubt. Maybe one day when i get older and care less...
    Why do you think I post here, asshole???

  9. #19
    I could stick my own d1ck in my mouth, but I choose not to.

    Because I'd probably never leave the house.

    #asshole

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    I was fully capable of bringing some Gold Bond with me this morning, but I chose not to. Will to ignorance. Now my asshole itches.

    #itchyasshole