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  1. #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by sisurfdogg View Post
    I remember when there was 1-866-976-SURF or some such thing back in the early 90s - Surfline - and my wife got a phone bill in the mail and demanded to know why I was calling sex lines three times a day, every day. So I had her dial the number, and when she heard the recorded 2 pm surf update, she looked at me and said, "you're pathetic".
    What’s more pathetic... calling sex lines or checking the surf??? Lmao

  2. #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by DawnPatrol321 View Post
    What’s more pathetic... calling sex lines or checking the surf??? Lmao
    We were only married for a couple years back then, but she knew my surf obsession outweighed my desire for food sex drugs and rock and roll. She said in old Ireland, a guy who would rather **** than fight was considered a ***.

    (for the record I'd much rather make sweet love to a woman than fight some douchecanoe, so go ahead and call me a *** you Irish fools).

    Reminds of a little ditty from the Dropkicks


  3. #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by sisurfdogg View Post
    We were only married for a couple years back then, but she knew my surf obsession outweighed my desire for food sex drugs and rock and roll. She said in old Ireland, a guy who would rather **** than fight was considered a ***.
    Lol I’m Irish and Italian but my wife says I’m all Irish. I have a big head and can drink, go figure.