$1.3 million dollar surfboard

How can this a$$hole justify this price?

..I could buy 5 Lambo's and still have some change left...

And this douche canoe thinks because he glued a half circle to the bottom of a wooden board, he something unique....

You know what they say....the stupid people keep breeding.

Roy has to be the descendent of human-goat love.

 

Giving props where props are due, Z-mang

 

Dang...
Koki doesn't speak often anymore, but when he does he's like the old EF Hutton ads: we listen, KB, oh yeah we listen

 

Dude. The five lambos thing reallllllly put Roy in perspective.

After years of seeing Roys posts this line just blew my mind.

Guess I don't understand what a million dollars really is....just a dumb kid




I'd pay a million dollars for a surfboard if it was filled with 5 million worth of cash in a safe box inside.

 

So if a new merrick is worth 700 and if it's used once it's worth 300. What's the point of buying a roy?

Roy Stuart we helped make you. You better show up in this thread.

 

Why are we even attending to this seismic sanitary napkin?!?!

lol I can take my next dump and list it on eBay and CL at a smooth google. For all you non-math magicians, that's a dollar sign followed by a 1, followed by a hundred zeroes. Big bucks. Does that mean anyone would smell it let alone buy it? C'monnnn mannn!!?!?!

Make believe becomes real when you start talking about things that are make believe as if they are real. Let's please refrain from doing that.

 

He can't. That's why it wouldn't ever sell for a couple grand let alone 1300 grand.

The kind of love found in the Mountains of Georgia.

Unreal.

Quite possibly [Paragraph]OTY14.

I was in the lineup during Cristobal and thunk to myself that "Gaffled" needs to be included in the SI Glossary as the term for when you paddled out back without getting your hair wet. I done got Gaffled about 30 times in Rhodey during Cristobal since it was so clean and the channel yanked you out smoothly by the rocks, albeit not near the pull as out at Seaside. Getting Gaffled is the schitt.

Love the imperative tone of this mandate. BBP, told you the other day that you have shining moments here bro.

 

Emass, thanks for that comment bud.

 

new zealand.
imagine a GIANT cul-de-sac with just one house on it.
3 million people; 60 million sheep.

 

Haaaaaaaaaa LOL Koki said human goat love!!!!!!

Damn that was funny man!

 

**** roy, his douche canoe that single-handedly deforested the rest of new zealand, & his 3d printed futures bonzer fins. glass ons are the only way to go w/ those boards anyway.

 

actually it was de-forested long before the gnomes' birth.
but i'm ok w/blaming it on him.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2744648/Banking-heir-pays-50-000-lock-lips-Elizabeth-Hurley-charity-auction-Elton-Johns-glamorous-summer-ball.html

Rich people do all kinds of crazy stuff. Tip your cap to Roy. I bet he went on one hell of a bender.

 

i'm sure roy did enough "tipping" for all of us on his bender.

 

Wanna know how I know you're g^y?

 

As in happy?