17 types of surfers in the lineup

There's a booger I see at my go to, who actually is pretty decent, but puts so much schit on his face I can tell its him from like 75 yards away

 

hey screw the author of this, i wear a watch. cant surf all day, got to goto work.

 

whoa dude, way to really stick it to that article. radical dude...

 

Here's 3 more archtypes

The traffic cop - usually some old local who can't surf that good, so he tries to regulate who goes on what wave, all loud and blustery.

The wahine who shreds better than the guys - always a pleasure to see in the lineup.

The clueless dad who's 5 year old shreds - he gets props for taking a beating so his kid can be a real surfer. The kid gets plenty of laughs watching dad go over the falls.

In my youth, I used to be guilty of acting a bit sunblind at times. A bit deaf too: "I thought you said Go!, not No!" You can only get away with that act once.