2013 Swellies awards

Hey Spicoli, how's it hanging? Don't ever say you won't be back, because you always will. No one can quit this place. Spicoli, just remember that if you want to be a Swellinfo "star" you have to take the good with the bad. I'm sure you watched Mrs. Garrett on The Facts of Life. Just be one person, drop that AO dude.

Member of the Year: Seldom Seen. A modest chap of extraordinary means he remains chill and gets the job done. Honorable Mention - Zagaffer(let's face it everyone loves him. I have a picture of what I think he may look like hanging on my wall); Erock(of course); and there are so many others that deserve credit. Sorry I can't point you all out. Wow, I can't believe I didn't choose Erock, which shows the type of year Seldom Seen had.

Hater of the Year: Yankee.......no contest. AO had no style or finesse...... Yankee can hate and you know it, and he can hate and you don't even know it.

Rookie of the Year: Emasspicoli........love him or hate him, he came and grabbed you by the testicles and either massaged them gently of squeezed them like Hawaiians in coconut tree. Call this place Cheers because everybody knows his name. Some points were deducted for vanishing because someone(some a-hole) said he and AO might be the same dude. These colors don't run.

Best Swell of the Year: November 27-28, 2013, totally, with December 15, 2013 a close second.....or all of them knee high days in July...pick one. Remember some of these swells the south gets a day or two sooner...So adjust accordingly....

Post of the Year: Anything by Jack Richards

Fight of the Year: The post-Boston bombing fight between MFitz73 and Trevolution.......nothing else comes close. It was a 72-96 hour event of subterfuge and shananigans. One of them even created a new account with the other's identity(just like one letter off or something) and started posting, making the other look foolish..... Crafty and f'ing vengeful. Man, the internet can make a fella angry....

Best off Topic Thread: The Boston Bombing One

Member Achievement: What? Surfers don't achieve anything........

Wetty of the Year: My new 5 mil XCEL drylock mothertrucking boots

 

Ahh look at that, while I typed.....

Hey Zach, I think Spicoli's got a thing for you.

 

Oh Spicoli, way to go with a SWELLINFO.COM Participation Thread to ease back in and get some attention. Brilliant move.

You know that nobody can refuse a Participation Thread, and nobody was really biting on the sporadic posts you have submitted lately.

Man, we either all in on this place or we ain't. This ain't no place for half-way crooks, son. You just a shook one...

Oh, the lucky ones that get sucked-up on..........

 

Wow, I'm honored to see your nominations Mr. Bear, many thanks. Hey Emass, hope all is well dude. I like this idea, should be fun...I'll be back to provide my nominations soon, when i'm back on computer time...

 

Best Thread of the year - Boot drying (mind blowing stuff there)
Member achievement award - I think we all know who that is.
Wetty of the year - Any first time posters that got pissed on.
Member of the year - Seldom seen (Pics of a dog wins every time) or the guy that has the avatar of a pair of boobs that turn into a dog (not sure who that is) or Chavez who has a nice shot of what looks like a pair of coconut oil lathered tatas.

 

You are a gentleman and a scholar. Respect.

 

u come up with some funny sh1t everytime .I love reading your rants,when usually I skip post the long ones but u never disappoint pjb

 

you look at that pic of the dog and u have to smile.

I think this whole 23footer epicness was really a typo,it really meant 2-3footers,which is epic by nj internet gossip standards.
member of the year - pjb,his rants are classic and should have a "next testament"version for the bible.
hater of the year-yankee no argument
rookie of the year-whoever doesn't have 500posts in a 6month period
best topic-what should I do with my life,a 2 page argument lasted 40pages
wetty of the year - my 3 piece 5/4/3.we use springsuits over wetsuits cus we cant afford the real things.

 

gruvi is the all-time winner,and so many of you newbies weren't in on it or it would have been ruined like the rest of this crap

 

Us newbies are just a waste of time. I feel like I cane even vote because i haven't been around long enough.

 

MEMBER OF THE YEAR -erock
HATER OF THE YEAR - yankee seems to be the crowd favorite
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR - NJshred
WORST NEW MEMBER OF THE YEAR - every spammer
THREAD OF THE YEAR (we may not need this to come to a vote) - tough to name one but most recently,
"wtf should I do with my life" come to mind
POST OF THE YEAR - Shred classic
"Make your own money brahhh. I do not operate a bank. And yes I do bang chick ls on my car but no redneck Camaro. Nissan baby. GT. vin diesel drives one. And I do listen to music when I'm benching. Who doesn't. Drake is on my dre beats head phones now. Those headphones cost 200$ brahh. And joke of you are man enough to show your pics. Only one I saw was the redkneckne kurebeach surfer that I could bench press under the table. And do t joke my music. That dude has a red hot chili peppers sticker on his board his his gay blog for that lame charity!! Ha. Ever heard of real music. They suck my balls. Along with the 10 I brought home from the club last night. A bunch of haters in here. Grow up. You act like you were once in middle school. It's funny actually.hahahHhHah"
BEST SWELL OF THE YEAR - Sunday/Mondays in December
WORST MYTHICAL HURRICANE/TS OF THE YEAR
FIGHT OF THE YEAR - delsurf73 vs. ShawnKenny in skimmers, honorable mention yankee vs. chuck
BEST OFF-TOPIC THREAD OF THE YEAR - the official surf fight club
MEMBER ACHIEVEMENT OF THE YEAR -PJB and the seldom seen christmas
WETTY OF THE YEAR - the one i got last year off whiskey
SI CONSPIRACY OF THE YEAR - Gruvi and Hilly
NON-SURFING CONSPIRACY OF THE YEAR - archy

 

+1 to that ...

 

this is racial profiling

 

MEMBER OF THE YEAR - Erock

HATER OF THE YEAR - yankee or me but since Chuck and that new dude who said he left think we are the same I guess that is redundant.

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR - MIS-13 or Emass

WORST NEW MEMBER OF THE YEAR - That new kook I ran off in my other thread, damn why can't I remember his name or Wayne and his rape van or Roy, damn it I can't decide.

THREAD OF THE YEAR - hello for sure!

POST OF THE YEAR - Any post by Shredmachine about 23 footers, shoting piers or banging hindus.

BEST SWELL OF THE YEAR - Spring but can't remember the date.

WORST MYTHICAL HURRICANE/TS OF THE YEAR - Chantal

FIGHT OF THE YEAR - sandblasters vs. hello OP or 99% of the forum vs Roy and Chuck tag teaming.

BEST OFF-TOPIC THREAD OF THE YEAR - Undecided.

MEMBER ACHIEVEMENT OF THE YEAR - Me for quitting weed.

WETTY OF THE YEAR - MVsurfer 7mm all-season for darn sure.

SI CONSPIRACY OF THE YEAR - Is Wayne molesting kids on surfboards?

NON-SURFING CONSPIRACY OF THE YEAR - Anything by Archy

 

"I'm so much cooler online":
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...&mid=352445A27D0B1F80F6DE352445A27D0B1F80F6DE

 

MEMBER OF THE YEAR - seldom seen
HATER OF THE YEAR - chuck taylor - viva la south
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR- shredmachine
WORST NEW MEMBER OF THE YEAR- mdb638
THREAD OF THE YEAR (we may not need this to come to a vote)- north vs south
POST OF THE YEAR- pjb and the ss Christmas
BEST SWELL OF THE YEAR- october at hunting island.
WORST MYTHICAL HURRICANE/TS OF THE YEAR- all of them lets start the hype machine for next year.
FIGHT OF THE YEAR- hello thread
BEST OFF-TOPIC THREAD OF THE YEAR- to many to decide probably the south vs. new jersey
MEMBER ACHIEVEMENT OF THE YEAR- emass 2000posts in record time
WETTY OF THE YEAR- 4/3 oNeil epic
SI CONSPIRACY OF THE YEAR- multi accounts
NON-SURFING CONSPIRACY OF THE YEAR- archy

 

Swell of the year - doomsday swell

 

An awards dinner too?