2013 Swellies awards

I nominate myself

 

+1, hard to trust a man who don't burn at least once in a while. Not saying I don't trust Emass, but you know what F i'm talking about

 

yea man I hear that,sounds like u just puffed too much lol,nothing wrong with that.i just do the important stuff first and have a toke later.I have a few friends that just cant handle it.u try smoking with them and they get all crazy and paranoid,then start laughin and im like damn foo u killen my buzz.i got my dog high once,didnt go over too good.he started freaking out and hes pretty big,never did that again.

 

Is this award like an ESPY? Is there going to be an awards ceremony? Can I reserve a table for 9 ( My wife,myself, and my 7 kids)? What is dress...hopefully casual for I do not own a suit? Can you please keep it close to the beach, we do not like being to far from the ocean. Thank you ....... Wayne

 

MEMBER OF THE YEAR - PJB, didn't get him at first, had a few battles with him, but he grew on me like a fungus, but the good kind, not the other stuff that nobody likes.

HATER OF THE YEAR - Shark-Hunter, Never met someone who hates surfing as much as this guy. He's been claiming it's been flat for nearly two years now!

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR - WaveHog, usually posts something worth reading

WORST NEW MEMBER OF THE YEAR - Bill Cosby's Nephew, contributed less than nothing, and faded off into the interweb

THREAD OF THE YEAR (we may not need this to come to a vote) - Yes it requires a vote or why else list it? It's gotta be Building the Hotkurl or anything RS related, love em or hate em (usually hate), those threads are some of the best around, some of the best I tell ya.

POST OF THE YEAR - Zgaffer's montage of Roy

BEST SWELL OF THE YEAR - Every time I paddle out, but to be more specific last day of summer / beginning fall were pretty money, matter of fact nearly all of Fall has been choice

WORST MYTHICAL HURRICANE/TS OF THE YEAR - too many to list, but one of the hoe's named Chantal comes to mind

FIGHT OF THE YEAR - Roy Stuart vs. anybody who doesn't agree with him or anybody who does tricks on a surfboard

BEST OFF-TOPIC THREAD OF THE YEAR - Seldom Seen Christmas Story by PJB

MEMBER ACHIEVEMENT OF THE YEAR - Emass for most alter-ego troll accounts (just kidding, I have no idea WTF is going on with that whole situation, for all we know PJB is actually you, and you aren't even real, and Zagaffer is actually PJB, and so PJB isn't actually real, and Admin is actually Zagaffer, so none of them are real, just a thought, then again maybe it's Zach619, who seems to be from SD but on the East coast (by choice?), love your posts man, you may actually be the real award winner here, always posting something solid, like Zagaffer, are you two... well, nevermind, i'm just f'ing around.)

WETTY OF THE YEAR - the one that ole fat boy can't seem to get himself out of, what's that dude's name again? Such a blip on the radar that one...

SI CONSPIRACY OF THE YEAR - Wayne, where do I even begin, aside from his Neverneverland on wheels, this guy has blown more little boys than Michael Jackson in a d*ck tasting contest at Disneyland

NON-SURFING CONSPIRACY OF THE YEAR - Hurricane Season

 

Wear the suit God gave you. Your B-Day suit... Picked up 7 new kids at the auction huh? Was that the one in Bangkok?

 

between him and Roy they can have a very special soccer game

 

I'd also like to propose a new category along w/ my nomination.

SI OUTLAW OF THE YEAR- ChavezyChavez

 

Also,

BELMAR REPRESENTATIVE OF THE YEAR- Walkingonh20

 

You can NOT nominate yourself. That's like claiming to have had intercourse with Jenelle Evans or Farrah Abraham when all you did was touch it while thinking of them.

Best Post of the Year.........You can NOT just throw a name out there. You need to identify a post. A name isn't a post. A post is a post. Good Lord........

To the people who keep it real and have taste - the ones who nominated me, for I am the Alpha Beta and the Omega 3 Fatty Acid - thank you so much. I love you guys so much. So much. You restore my faith in humanity. You restore my faith in a cyber world where MIS-13 got more than one nomination for Rookie of the Year.

Anyways, I ax to not be included in this poll. This poll is just a mechanism, plotted by Emass/AO, to make people jealous of each other and to rehash old feuds. It is a crafty plan to destroy us all. There are people crying, right now because they weren't mentioned.

Shhhhh, be quiet. Listen, you can hear them crying right now. See?

It also turns this website, which is for the people, by the people, into a clique. A closed-door, limited-member club. And OMG, that's so wrong....so wrong. Mr. Gorbachev I ax you to tear down those walls.......

 

Thanks Seldom. I'm thinking about getting back into crime again. Starting with stalking Sheena Parveen. Google her. She's a weather chick in Philly. The life-size cardboard cut out I have of her locked in my basement just aint cutting it anymore....

 

Chavez, I thinks she's banging a Flyer...like the hockey dudes.....

I'm with you now, Chavez, I'm with you.

If you give me bus fare .....I'll start hanging out in Center City hotspots scoping her out. I'll do it too. I'm a Channel 6 Action News loyalist. So I have no problem doing things to the competition. All hail Jim Gardner.....

 

Mr. Bear when can we expect our next installment in the SS Christmas?

 

Cicely Tynan? Can we follow her around too?

 

Emass - please put this in as my nomination for POST OF THE YEAR. You'll notice I left that one blank in my initial response for the nominations.

Gracias.

 

i cant believe yall did nominate me at all for hater of the year no one..none..zip nada? wtf is going on? i can hate, i hate a lot and have hated on new jersey more then any one? but i guess yankee is just to much of a hater for me to even contend.

 

Face it lad, Yankee will win hater of the Year.
The Yankees have won the most World Series championships.
The Yankees whipped your a$$ in the Civil War.
The Yankees get all the hot Hindu women.
The Yankees score all the 23 foot waves.
The Yankees win all the bench-offs.
The Yankees came down there and bought up all the land, took all the best jobs, and took all the best women.

 

Nahh, she runs too fast.

 

See. This thread has upset Sandblaster. Now, in an attempt to win HOTY, people will be so mean next year. Nothing good is going to come from this.

And what, no Best Dog of the Year? I like dogs.

 

MEMBER OF THE YEAR: PJB (no doubt)
HATER OF THE YEAR: bustinairs (the attacks man. sorry kurebeach. Sorry to my fellow southerners, but his attacks were gold.)
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR: PJB (c'mon)
WORST NEW MEMBER OF THE YEAR: bustinairs (for above mentioned reason)
THREAD OF THE YEAR (we may not need this to come to a vote): Call me barrel
POST OF THE YEAR: bustinairs posts
BEST SWELL OF THE YEAR: I've caught it good last 3 days OBX/VB/OBX respectively (and it was warm too!)
WORST MYTHICAL HURRICANE/TS OF THE YEAR: Dorian and the one fat wave I saw him put out every 30 minutes. Did spit out one hell of a nugget that I would not see again. Seriously, total freak wave the afternoon of the day it was "2-3+ with inconsistent bigger sets"
FIGHT OF THE YEAR: anything unprovoked or leading to one going off the deep end
BEST OFF-TOPIC THREAD OF THE YEAR: Kelly Slater uncut in Japan (or was that 2012)
MEMBER ACHIEVEMENT OF THE YEAR: Considering what Alan Iverson would do
WETTY OF THE YEAR: Xcel Xcel Xcel or else go to hell
SI CONSPIRACY OF THE YEAR: Who is this SouthJettyBill?
NON-SURFING CONSPIRACY OF THE YEAR: The sound Trebek's mother makes in bed


Nice thread dude. May the consensus be what I want it to be...or I quit and make a thread about it