Candidates as nominated by the Swellers. Vote through 8PM EST on Monday, January 13th. originally posted by shark-hunter: "Goodbye to the forum. Most of you are jackasses. I've had it. Just wanted to say BYE because I never had the chance being banned" .
Bumparoo. S-H's sayonara post does rival last year's winner (jerseyplayaforever) but metard had way too many gems even in his first month of posting.
I stand corrected, it was jerseyplaya's dominant, old fart beating, puppy kicking, tollbooth-hopping alter ego. In the spirit of The Swellies, here is last year's POTY13 winner: NJshredmachine "Make your own money brahhh. I do not operate a bank. And yes I do bang chick ls on my car but no redneck Camaro. Nissan baby. GT. vin diesel drives one. And I do listen to music when I'm benching. Who doesn't. Drake is on my dre beats head phones now. Those headphones cost 200$ brahh. And joke of you are man enough to show your pics. Only one I saw was the redkneckne kurebeach surfer that I could bench press under the table. And do t joke my music. That dude has a red hot chili peppers sticker on his board his his gay blog for that lame charity!! Ha. Ever heard of real music. They suck my balls. Along with the 10 I brought home from the club last night. A bunch of haters in here. Grow up. You act like you were once in middle school. It's funny actually.hahahHhHah"
I like Metard and he's good people but ya'll suck his pecker a little too much. Sharthuffer's goodbye post was epic and a dream come true.
