2016 boardshorts

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by frost, Mar 16, 2016.

  1. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    At my local, all the young dudes check each other out to see if they are wearing volcom, or quicksilver or what have you. All the while at the same spot, there are 4-5 drop-dead gorgeous french canadian girls waiting to be picked up so that they can get laid. The guys ignore the girls, and just hang around each other saying, "brah", "gnarly", "tubular", etc. Different generation than mine, that is fo' sure!!
     
  2. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    That's for dam sure. It seems like the young men are all living in the parents house playing video games instead of dating the young ladies...
     

  3. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Youth is wasted on the young...
     
  4. FUN

    FUN Well-Known Member

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    Aug 28, 2014
    after hours maaan. they're not trying to pick up chicks at noon with a bunch of old men like u watching. by the time you're asleep (7:30) they're out there mackin'. no worries man, it happens
     
  5. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    After hours, they are in bed with their boy friends. If you cannot pick up chicks at noon, you will retain the same behavior at night. Why you don't just flow over to them is concerning for YOU, not me. You must be impotent......lol
     
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  6. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    The real G's don't worry about picking up chicks, they flock to them naturally
     
  7. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    I went to the sector 9 shop on saturday and got the new 2017 billabong ultra stretch boardies. Stokingggggg
     
  8. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    The 2017 models are out already? Why was I not informed?
     
  9. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    I know people. That know people, that work retail
     
  10. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    My volcom stretchies are great, they are two years old and still fit, and look pretty gnarly. But I had to cut one of the strings that tie them up when I broke a leash string (improperly tied) and it is out of whack, and my surfing leans to the left a tad due to the weight imbalance and the lack of air resistance compared to the other string that is a few inches longer. I'm headed to Ross for the latest discarded styles. As soon as my bud comes up to room temp.
     
  11. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    Def post of the week! Hilarious!
     
  12. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
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    Speedos...underrated?
     
  13. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    I have a sunilar imbalance issue...my right nut is bigger than my left one. I walk with a slight swagger.
     
  14. HaydukeLives!

    HaydukeLives! Well-Known Member

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    Mar 24, 2015
    dem fockers are so expensive I can only buy a new pair every 4-6 years. Luckily I wear a suite most of the year, and replacing those are muchos cheaper
     
  15. FUN

    FUN Well-Known Member

    830
    Aug 28, 2014
    that is absolutely positively false. we're a whole different generation grandpa