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Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Notaseal, Jan 1, 2019.

  1. smitty517

    smitty517 Well-Known Member

    714
    Oct 30, 2008
    East - my buddy was in similar situation. His wife went bananas so they got divorced. He was super depressed. He skipped a whole winter of surfing. You guys are same age. This might sound crazy but my buddy turned to Tinder. He got un-depressed by banging a steady stream of young, crazy ho-bags I am not kidding. Several times I walked into his house to throw him out of bed (to surf) and found him with 25yr old hottie. You gotta be careful though. Those ladies ain't for marrying - strictly banging. He got his confidence back and is now in healthy relationship with a woman his age.
     
  2. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    pictures bro or don't even bring it up

    o dp
     

  3. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    ^^^
    what he said!!
     
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  4. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Haha, I was gonna suggest this but I got sidetracked with a bunch of smartass memes.

    Speaking of crazy gf's/ex-wives...

    before I open my big fat trap, how many of us have paid for our significant others to become "enhanced"?

    because I've witnessed some crazy sheeit

    but yeah, go bang some Tinder ho's. You'll feel way better about yourself
     
  5. SCOB3YVILLE

    SCOB3YVILLE Well-Known Member

    604
    Nov 16, 2016
    And if you’re like me (ugly), and can’t get any hook ups, try psychedelics
     
  6. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Well-Known Member

    Nov 19, 2018
    I was lucky--I never had to, for 2 reasons:
    1) In my view and her own view, my wife was beautiful enough,
    2) My wife would never even consider "enhancing", and I would never suggest it to her.

    Again, I was/am lucky. My friends all want to know, what the hell did SHE see in ME??!!??
     
  7. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Well-Known Member

    Nov 19, 2018
    And btw, I can vouch for Dawn patrol...he does have a very beautiful wife as well.
     
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  8. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    My wife asks me if she can get bigger cans and I tell her to not mess with perfection. I like the original version, don’t want anything different.
     
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  9. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    same here, I consider myself lucky. My wife is naturally enhanced in all the right places lol

    But I know a few who went the other way. And each one turned out to be a marital disaster.

    But to be fair, if I turned my fig leaf into a banana, I'd probably walk around unzipped 24/7
     
  10. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    Your word is not good enough. We still need pictures.

    J/k dp. I’m sure she is a 10 in your eyes.

    I personally like the natural version. A girl who gets the sili version probably has issues lol.

    There is no replacement for a naturally beautiful women (including no make up, just simply hot). Let’s not forget that Beuty is in the eye of the holder...that is how it goes right???
     
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  11. Yankkee

    Yankkee Well-Known Member

    Nov 8, 2017
    Verified
     
  12. SCOB3YVILLE

    SCOB3YVILLE Well-Known Member

    604
    Nov 16, 2016
    I would like pictures to go along with this thread, prease
     
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  13. Yankkee

    Yankkee Well-Known Member

    Nov 8, 2017
    Don't post pics, DP...let 'em keep slobberin' :D
     
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  14. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Yeah not on the public forum. She probably wouldn’t appreciate it.
     
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  15. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    Your word is no good. We need...
    whatever...you are asking us to take Barry and Yank’s word for it.

    Look, their perspective aside. We all respect the fact that you think she is hot...pictures would put this whole thing to bed (wait, I didn’t mean how that sounded).
     
  16. Yankkee

    Yankkee Well-Known Member

    Nov 8, 2017
    Take a break, mang.

    Once is funny, twice is creepy guy in the basement.

    DP is a respected longtime Fourrume dude. I think you've been pretty cool up to this point. Yet, you're barking at him as if he's some newb asshat. Back off, broheim.

    If you're that hard up for tail, may I suggest a cheap flight to POP o_O:eek::D
     
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  17. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    Whatever yank! I was just messing around. I think DP knows that.

    You back off.
     
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  18. smitty517

    smitty517 Well-Known Member

    714
    Oct 30, 2008
    My wife is just fine au natural!
     
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  19. SCOB3YVILLE

    SCOB3YVILLE Well-Known Member

    604
    Nov 16, 2016
  20. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    It’s all good fellas. Having a good laugh here.
     
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