23ft Hawaiian or 23ft new jersey?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Dec 13, 2013.

  1. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    since there has been a reemergence of 23foot waves on here, how big is 23foot new jersey? well heres the math.. one foot for how many time you shot up some roids this month then you subtract one foot for every hindu you banged. you also take away a foot or 2 because your spiked up hair distorts the size of your body. add a few feet for each fist pump you do after you claim a wave. wear a trucker hat and pass go.
     
  2. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Ask this guy, he knows...

    shred till dead.jpg
     

  3. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    quite often on this website people get caught up in wave height when all that really matters is how much you bench press... and more specifically how many times you rep out 405lbs.... 'cause you know the hindu hotties love that!!!
     
  4. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I just had a bench off with myself, I won!
     
  5. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    853
    Jul 6, 2013
    I can bench 365 four times. My max is unknown. Ronny Coleman territory brah's
     
  6. ThatSlyB

    ThatSlyB Well-Known Member

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    Aug 20, 2012
    I always wondered why they called it "Hawaiian" scale, when it was mainlanders going to Hawaii that started it
     
  7. GnarlesBarkley

    GnarlesBarkley Well-Known Member

    56
    Apr 27, 2011
    i bench you moms weight plus your dads weight minus your moms weight plus bar plus 365 plus bar
     
  8. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    Last week i benched SHRED's whip...i think that's like 2500 lbs...you hear me bragging?


    Well, do ya?
     
  9. AndrewIfallalot

    AndrewIfallalot Well-Known Member

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    Aug 24, 2012
    4 foot Hawaiian = 10 foot Californian = 20 foot East Coast
     
  10. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    this topic BEGS for a switch to the metric scale
     
  11. MFCondor

    MFCondor Well-Known Member

    426
    Nov 30, 2013
    23' hawaiin - 46' jersey - 50' DELMARVA - 100'+ Florida
     
  12. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    23meters new jersey = 100ft.
     
  13. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    sounds right
     
  14. 252surfer

    252surfer Well-Known Member

    Dec 1, 2010
  15. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    Sat '12/14'
    Holding - W-NW
    HAW: 10-15+
    FACE: 15-25+
    11' 15 seconds; outer reefs

    take the period, multiply it by the height, now multiply by.06
    there you go thats the wave height in generic brospeak

    so when its 4'@9sec and chest hi, those are two footers
     
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  16. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Duuuude! It was at least chest to head high (I am 4' 9") at the incoming push - that is a solid 8 foot around here bro!
     
  17. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    That is 9.9 foot faces. Bad math, or bad meth brah! 11' @ 15 seconds is probably 15'+ faces IMO (30 foot Florida scale) Can't wait to see Pipe tomorrow!
     
  18. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    no thats 9.9 Hawaiian, not faces, you think my math is bad but you didnt read whole word problem. fail algebra, unit error :)

    10 foot Hawaiian. bigger sets. I said generic brospeak, meaning Hawaiian, because its not just Hawaii, its Indo AUS, cali (some) etc
     
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  19. mushdoc

    mushdoc Well-Known Member

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    Jan 30, 2013
    Watching the pipe on surfline(9:40 pm eastern time) and they have it at 5-7 feet. Those guys must be about 2-3 feet tall based on that #
    Those waves are way more than twice the height of the guys dropping in.
     
  20. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Dudes- it's always 23ft at my local break!

    That's what the bouy says.. So it's real! I ride them!

    I also got the fastest car on the block!

    #23ft
    #belmar,nj