24 second swell

man i wanted the bud light sponsor, i guess i dont shred as hard as emass.

 

lol you have never worked in south carolina and dont know about living in a red state or about the poorest state in the country they get away with murder here.gratitude for people that are ungrateful and don't pay accordingly for labor. or would you rather us go back to when my irish grandfather was working in coal mines at the age of 10. **** labor laws who needs them right? in regard to the comment with giving him a break, how do you know he wasnt on a break? or if he is even givin one,because here they dont have to or give overtime. i have my own business thank you.

 

Don't sweat it, I think PBR is still up for grabs.

 

naw im good im going to go for hoegaarden.

 

Emass your space is full again.....

And that spot you went with the groin, 9 times outta 10 disappoints. The only time its memorable is when there are HUGE long period winter swells. Then the mouth starts to break a nice fast left tube. The groin (well further out) becomes a long slopey left-hand wall perfect for logging. Other than that head elsewhere!!!

Look Familiar Emass? Outside the groin. Oh yeah theres plenty Whiteys hanging around there too.

 

Hey, delusional person, please x-plain how I am obsessed with you?

Flatter yourself much lately? I love when you get all worried and defensive, because you say the dumbest sh!t ever. Yeah, I don't follow your every post, claiming to despise you, like you do to me.

Dude, you can't help yourself. You have to read everything I write. Yeah, I understand. But, yeah, I'm obsessed with you MIS. Nah, me and Za Gaffer just have this thing called a memory. I tend to remember things I read.

Oh, also, please let me know how you deduced that I am sad. Ax Yankee Doodle Dandy or Waffen SS, ax them if I seemed "sad." Yeah, real life in-person stuff, MIS. See I'm no act, brah.

Relapsed? I've been "relapsing" for the past two years. I went almost 3 years totally straight, "rewired" my brain not to live to get high, and now I am the poster boy of moderation. Though, one of the things I use periodically can get you no matter how little you do it. MIS, I collapsed at Kensington & Somerset the other week. But real crackers don't die.

And I don't recruit my "cheerleaders" MIS I'm just charismatic like Jim Jones. Aww, you so wish you has supporters on here, huh?

God, your jealousy is what is really sad.

Oh MIS, that was a great comeback to my post there. Well, you really can't refute the truths I spoke, huh? Nope. You are the one who attacks others in an attempt to make yourself feel better, not JAWN. All I know is that I don't have chickens in my backyard.

Hey you don't look like a college professor. You look a bit like Gary Kong Elko. Hey, how come you are such a sissy? You look like a tough guy. Macho and solid. But you get scared of people on a surf predictin' website.

Again that was a wonderful comeback to the things I illustrated aboot your personality. Wow, I'm better than a shrink for you. I imagine I'm helping you grow as a person tremendously.

OH AND THE BOOGIE BOARDERS DIDN'T DERAIL THE THREAD. You told Spicoli that you'd PM him this secret spot. And now you are acting like you couldn't reveal it on the thread because of boogie board ADHD. Go back and read your own words, MISSY-13. Man, you aren't good at arguing are you. I hope you don't teach Law.

"Yeah Spicoli I was going to tell you....but the boogie boarders were giving me problems ...so now I'm not going to tell you....It's all the boogie boarders fault"

Anyways MIS, don't give Spicoli hints on mysto spots. He hasn't been surfing long enough for that type of info. He hasn't paid enough dues yet. Heck, he gave up winter surfing after only one winter.

 

See, MIS, Ricky has got you pegged perfectly. See, MIS, no one buys your nonsense. Go away for a few weeks and reinvent yourself. Then come back.

You act like some hippy type with good vibes for all and a perfect little society where everybody loves one another and helps one another.

But take a minute and reflect on what you are really like. You wouldn't be allowed in your own utopia.

 

Little Ricky, I dont hate body boarders, I think its a fine pursuit. mostly for women and children, but hey, if men want to do it....... not that there is anything wrong with that. if you see, I dont tool on all the spongers, just the 2 dope addict wanna be thug losers. I cant believe there is 2, its so funny!

I will make fun of grown 'men' who try and claim it like its the thing to do, specially when they wax verbose on a surf predicin mb
I think those pics Jawn put up are so funny; here's me shreddding he says! hahahahaaaaaaa

and riley, thats a lot of writing for someone who is not obsessed.
sad little jerk off
enjoy the day 'boys'

 

SoCal's best south swell beach break. Restricted access. About a dozen guys out, mostly boogers, 3-4 standups. Saw one standup legit air-drop from a 4' OH peak right into the barrel as I was paddling back out. Full extension death from above. Hooted at that one. There were some talented individuals in the water. Boogers be ARSing, standups getting covered. There were a couple of photogs trying to shoot on the dl.

I was just happy to snag a few good-sized ones with nice clean faces. Wind is good now and looks to stay that way all day. About to hit it again in an hour or so when the tide gets right. I'll report back if there's time.

 

MISY I've never done dope in my life..your clueless

Hey I never even claimed these were flicks of me "ripping"

You are the most back pedaling internet persona...Congratulations!!

 

Oh and that pic you posted wasn't you either FRAUD

 

oh well guess you dont believe me. I gotta better things to do than create fake personas

cant do much else other than meeting you in person and I am not going to waste my time

you seem unstable and not like a fun person to be around

 

MIS get a fux in' grip dudette your judging personality by the content of peoplez posting on a surf forum but you gotz better things to do

Once again your walking contradiction..hey just answer on question..you do know a Justin back home right?

 

"Jerk-off"

Hey MIS, say one more thing like that to me. And I'll **** you up. I'm serious. I've been playing with you these years, but say that one more time.........

Here and I mean this, say one more disparaging remark to me or JAWN and I promise, I vow to you, I will meet you in person. Actually, I want a public apology or else I will make it one of my life's goals to see you in person. It won't be too hard, babycakes. Actually if I spent twenty minutes on it, I'll find all aboot you. Plus, watch those you PM-befriend on here, honey. I'll just give you that little warning. See how fair I am?

Oh, how do I act like a thug? Could your frivolous attempts at insults at least have some basis in reality.

Words come easy to me, MIS, I don't sit here for twenty minutes trying to compose a six sentence post. I love the people who bust on me for being "verbose." Yeah, actually having something more substantive to say then a forced, five-word post is a bad thing. Yes, embrace ignorance and the inability to create thoughts and put them in writing, MIS.

Hey, please, in detail, explain how a surf board is manly. What is it that makes a 6'1'' so macho?

Or is the whole standing thing something only men do? Wow, you can stand on a surfboard. Wow, what a unique talent. I have never seen anyone do that before.

Yeah MIS, let's go with the whole "Me and Jawn ain't men-thing." Yeah, we don't have testicles.

It is so funny that this dude is going to play El Burro Mas Macho, but he cries when JAWN threatens him. He was going to file Assault Charges with the police and the government he claims to be against. MIS even axs advice form SWELLINFO members when he can't handle the situations he gets himself into with his wise mouth....

"Should I call the police?" "What should I do...?"

Dude, you are a scared little coward who acts like some wise-arse, smug sob on here. This guy, I guarantee is NOTHING in person like he is on here. I'd bet my Percocets on it.

MIS calls me a boy and not a man. This post of his makes him seem like he is 7-years-old.

So, I'm obsessed with you, MIS, because I remember things you post - like your unborn child. Likewise you must be obsessed with me because you seem to know my little story and always talk aboot my drug "problems."
And you seem obsessed with my sad life.

OMG, there's two of them.....it's so funny.

Yeah, everything is so funny, MIS. Dude, you aren't laughing. You're probably nervous right now

Anyways, I want an apology for your actions or it's on. Straight-up. Trust me I don't make idle threats. But you need to be dealt with once and for all. You need to learn some life lessons. And I'm the friggin teacher.

Hey, MIS, next time don't call us boys, call us girls. That will get us.

 

Oh MIS, I forgot, what better things do you have to do than be on here?

I sure don't see it. You are on here all day, every day.

 

lololololoo

jerk off kook, too funny, please write more crazy?

 

Right, MIS. So funny. You're just so cool laughing at everything, huh?

Hey, do you really think anyone believes that?

Ok, it's on. I promise you I'll see you. Someday....when you least expect it.

 

Oh by the way, congrats on another great comeback. Always avoiding the issues the questions and such.

 

Ah yes MISY..how aboutz you answer my question...last name starts with a P