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and then I poured the boiling iron into his urethra, and he cried in pain as I fingerblasted his mouth with a bowie knife. I then sat on his face and farted on him.

 

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and then i farted on his face again while sawing off his shins with a hacksaw.

 

Are you as ignorant as you appear to be? Three words, douche canoe, three words: why do you feel this compulsion to jsut do whatever you fukkkkking well want to?

You must be one of the asspon millenials. Your parental units (two lesbians) told you do whatever you want, and the world has to endure the toxic result. But not forever, thank fully.

 

STFU already asspon

 

reported both your posts you jerk. anyway, back to the story that his asshole interrupted.

 

And then I took a **** on his chest and hammered nails into his eyeballs.

 

Yah, that's about your speed, too, millenial jackass: cry to mommy.

STFU troll. You're the anoying interruption in Life. Your mama effed up her abortion & the world got you as a result.

 

Yah, that's about your speed, too, millenial jackass: cry to mommy.

STFU troll. You're the anoying interruption in Life. Your mama effed up her abortion & the world got you as a result.

 

Looks like shart huffer aka shart boarder has scrambled back up to the Forum. Non-surfer, total troll.

 

No need to be so mean man.

 

Im not a sharthuffer or a shartboarder, im the shortboarder.

 

He loved the smell of me farting on his face.

 

Yah, you are shart stuffer, aka troll asspon. Had a beer tonight & feeling kooky, sonny buck? Take it over to MSW not here.

 

and then i put a gun to her head and made her suck my ****

 

What are you, 12? Seriously, asswipe, how did you circumvent your parental controls. Wait....wait.....don't answer that. Go back to the cave & finish your mission of wanking to Kim K.
You contribute nothing, you fat little POS.

 

This was an enjoyable thread until you came bumbling in.

 

^ exactly

 

and then yankee got on his knees and sucked doug's baby pen!s till he came.

 

and then i perforated his face with a meat cleaver.