3 Word Story

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Underwear. This is

 

there were skidmarks

 

on Shortboarder's chest

 

from the Cleveland Steamer

 

dropped by Yankee.

 

Shartboarder enjoyed the

 

rich musky scent

 

and leftover corn

 

of going fecal

 

so he ate

 

the steaming pile

 

with fervent delight.

 

And began to cry.

 

Then a shredmiester

 

shott the pier

 

banged a hindu

 

won a bench-off

 

Punched a queer

 

and his dog