$60 shorts?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by LongIslandBro, Jul 19, 2018.

  1. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    I'm willing to buy trunks for 75 bucks as long as they have a really cool logo, a tiny wax comb, and a zipper.
     
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  2. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    ...maybe a beer coozie pocket
     
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  3. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Nah... just install one in your boart.

    drink holder.jpg
     
  4. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
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  5. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Anyone remember the nike/hurley boardies from maybe 10 years ago with the stretchy things that were supposed to make you surf better? They were like $100
     
  6. dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

    813
    Jun 6, 2012
    No, but I remember Quik including 2-3 ding patches with board shorts.....almost like "if you buy these, you'll probably need these too because these shorts are flaming."
     
  7. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    Ok, I call foul Merx
     
  8. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
  9. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2016
    1/2 price @ quiksilver. had to wait for some buddies to get off work yesterday, got my 2nd pair. $30 total, not great but it's off the list
     
  10. Merx

    Merx Well-Known Member

    515
    Apr 4, 2018
    You probably just want me to post another one, I know.
    Will see what I can find.
    Might just be LongIslandBro's next purchase.
     
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  11. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    Hey how come you can put that pick up showing man mound but we can’t see camel toe??????
    At least be considerate Merxalot... some things can’t be unseen
     
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  12. Merx

    Merx Well-Known Member

    515
    Apr 4, 2018
    I don't work here. Don't call Carbon Media with inquiry. They don't answer their phone.
     
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  13. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    When "Merx" came up on the Caller ID they chose not to respond to the query that had been issued.
     
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  14. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    Goodwill Outlet store. Clothing sold by the pound. Lately I've been rocking some suite like-new Billabong shorts that cost aboot one dorrar. My Quiksilver 2mm L/S top cost aboot tree dorrar.
     
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  15. Merx

    Merx Well-Known Member

    515
    Apr 4, 2018
    Call was made from a private and unlisted line...never left a message. Did guess at extensions and managed a few transfers, only to reach additional annoying machines.
     
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  16. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    pre pee or post pee?
     
  17. dansan

    dansan Well-Known Member

    84
    Dec 16, 2013
    Ross...marshalls..
    Last years stuff 14.99-19.99
    Quik..ripcurl....

    Even nordstrom rack
     
  18. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    This is classic. There is a legendary dude on the outer banks named Delbert. When I was a grom, he would paddle out on a big thick 8’ board with a Budweiser secured on the deck of his board by sticking it to a bar of sex wax. He would pound the beer in the lineup and then when a set would come he would yell party wave and take off in the middle of everybody. He would like this innovation!
     
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  19. Merx

    Merx Well-Known Member

    515
    Apr 4, 2018
    Just noticed you can have a pair of board shorts custom made (you pick material and style) for under $75.00 online. You could have a pair custom made by a local tailor for much less.
     
  20. LongIslandBro

    LongIslandBro Well-Known Member

    319
    Jul 21, 2017
    Spending 75 bones on a pair of shorts would make me a “fancy lad”.
    I do spend stupid money on stupid shit, but I ain’t a fancy boy.