7 Levels of Surfers

No pros, no soul.....plenty of whores.

 

Who was da guy who was ho'n out all the surf spots

 

I'm a weekender barrel slut. I'd rather be a slut than a whore.

JayD that was ihatelongborters.

 

I'm no soul surfer ...







'Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

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The best surfers I've seen that are not whores are underground shredders, they make their own gear, rarely if ever get photos of themselves taken (except by family/girlfriend), and totally dominate a gnarly session with power and style. On land half of them are complete a$$holes, the other half cool as cukes, almost to the point of being totally aloof. Oh, the tortured genius!

 

I'm definitely a weekender. Never called my self a "surfer" until one of the guys I surf with, (I used to say surf by) told me to lighten up and not be so critical of myself. He told me to look around at the other people in the water; take a compliment, say thank you...
He was a whore who became jaded; now he surfs for himself and usually alone. Can a soul surfer be a reformed whore? Is there room for forgiveness in this sport/art/recreational pursuit/fad?

 

I think part of the soul evolution is to have some whore history under your belt.

 

Years back I was a member of the ESA and surfed a few contests. I also used to bring gals to the beach that wanted to learn to surf, I always managed to bang them. Does that make me a professional whore? I never made any money, BUT, I did get free surf wax and some clothes. HA HA

 

I'll take that! LOL

 

We are all whores in this volkswagon bus.
The fact that we all banged the bikinis is the sole (not soul) redeeming factor for us to be soul (not sole) surfers!!!
We either get busy banging, or get busy dying......

 

I just sold two Volkswagen buses and bought an old Toyota 4Runnner to find different surf spots. I still love banging.
Hah, just thought of something sinular; one of the buses was a Weekender... Mind blown...

 

Getting paid don't always have to come in the form of the mighty dollar. I would say you had a net profit

 

True, true

 

Zero, The quest for booty will cause any man to whore himself out at some point.

Not sure what a soul surfer is but I have surfed 100s of times by my lonesome, wake and bake more than I can count. lost GFs, jobs. Traveled on extreme budgets, PB&J & water for days. Slept in cars , bars, picnick tables (not recomended), waiting for the ferry, and on the beach back when you wouldn't get hasselled. I don't wear surf clothes unless I'm actually going to surf. No stickers on car. Before the net I watched the weather every night and listened to the marine forecast. (the net has made this easier but not neccesarily better). Admittedly not as core these days due to responsibility. Some have been waiting almost 40 years for me to grow out of this fad.

It may be too late.

 

Soul Surfer?

 

None of that makes you a soul surfer. It does, however, make you, and me as well, a moron. I did all of the above as well.
So, instead of "soul surfer", should we start a new designation and call it "moron surfer"??? Can we start a national trend with it?? Maybe we will even make it to SURFER magazine!! And then, last, but not least, Surfline!!!!
And it all started here!!!