I'm not competing, Bub. My last contest was at the NE Regionals in Seaside Heights in 1990. I got stabbed in the back side on that one too. Got third in the semi...advanced to the final. Until this New York guy started crying and they did a "countback," and WHOA, discovered a judging mistake. 3rd to 4th No Hatteras for me. I've never recovered, and now, here you are with this contest. Purposely? I don't know.
what a mellow dramatic middle aged teenager, I hear Billy Corgan will be at the stone pony, get some! -my entry to this thread
You really were that proud of your submission here, huh? I insulted your sense of humour, huh? Yeah, correct me if I'm wrong, but I do not see any specific insult aimed at you and your one-liner. Did I miss that? Yeah, dude, I'm beholden to this thread. I said it sucked. Like most on here I have a habit of checking-back-in on threads in which I have posted. So, if that constitutes "beholden" oh well. Then I respond to any subsequent post that calls for a response. I find anyone who puts that much weight on this thread and the one-liners within a bit odd. Is this stuff really that serious and substantial? Maybe MIS is right. Maybe I am insane. Seldom Seen contributed to this thread. He ain't sore because I said that this thread sucked. Why aren't people more rationale like Seldom Seen? And he collects scalps. And there's no anger here, for your information. Just pure disappointment and treachery. There is something strange going on here when this thread is creating this kind of fanatical dedication. I must be missing something. Maybe I should reread this thing. There must be something I am missing. Must be. Unjust insults camouflaged as politeness is still an insult. Just because one insults me in a sophisticated British accent does not change the meaning and intent of the quip. So, let's recap: I make a general statement concerning the suckiness of this thread. By the way, I didn't call for the thread to be locked or for anyone's banishment. I just said it sucked. Then you "politely" fire-off several insults directed directly at me. And your the victim? Oh well, the damage is done. Such a shame. People are just pure evil as evidenced by this aggregious(sp?) act of hatred and subterfuge. By the way, had I had interest in this one-liner thing, I would have no doubtly won. I have won two ESM photo caption contest things. And I won a blue ribbon at a field day contest in Roswell, GA circa 1978. I'm the best. Surf websites message boards were created just for me. And now once I have been used up, the real true selves on this site emerge. I now know what a woman feels to be raped by her husband.
more mellow drama from our drama queen one liners homie, try and stick to ONE LINE its like a pick up game of basketball, if everyone wants to play basketball and you are trying to play tiddly winks, gtfo off the court if you cant play, gtfo out the thread, super simple I havent posted in the american sniper trainwreck thread, see how easy that is?
Drama Queen? Ha. Maybe I will wait for the opportunity to commit murder-suicide. WORLD B: I have not used any opioids in over an hour. And I haven't drank in four days. And now I see all of that struggle and hard work vanishing away. Shouldn't you be working right now MIS? Oh snap, MIS please I've axed you this, like, five times: If a hurricane destroyed your home, your town and state, would you accept Federal Aid?
Oh MIS, let me also ax you this.... How can you come on here and act cool when you get all scared when Jawn PM's you and stuff. Citing Assault if he comes near you..... How do you do that? No, really how do you act so cool, but then do stuff like that? How come you are so afraid of surfer dudes on the internet? How come you are so cool, but too scared to reveal your true age and your profession? Ahh, is it the 15th or 17th, MIS? I can't wait.
since I have payed taxes into it, unequivocally yes. if I hadn't paid taxes, I wouldn't collect.\ why do you care who I am? you truly are a perverse sad little 'man' and I dont care who you are or what you do but I will make fun of your sad sorry @$$
Utah nailed it. People wouldn't ask you these things MIS if you stopped the holier than thou I've got it all figured out and my sh!t doesn't stink bs. You've said something negative, often unprovoked, to a majority of the people on here. Since you have all the answers, that's why they ask. Then you try to lecture people on 'life choices'. Laughable man. Get your ego in check. I'll still **** you in the ass wednesday if you want.
Hey MIS nice way to divert. MIS where do you get this "sad little man" BS? Dude, I have EVERYTHING you have and more. I've accomplished more than you Where do you come up with this stuff? What makes you different from me? What have you accomplished? Yeah, you were born on the "wrong side of the tracks" in Ocean City NJ? Yeah, you are aboot as self-made as Donald Trump is.... But how could we ever know...you are too afraid to reveal anything aboot yourself. Oh man...NO ONE EVER OWNS THEIR HOUSE !! Oh please, dude. Several months ago, I decided to try and sell a writing. It took me two weeks to "accomplish" that MIS. Two weeks, MIS. And before that I set out to get as many "Letters to the editors" printed as I could ( Philly Inquirier, Courier Post, several surf mags, several local papers. Ha, I even made The Rable Rouser in The Courier Post I have graduated high school MIS...just like you. I have an Accounting Degree from St. Joseph's University.....where's yours from and in what? I have gotten myself under control with the drugs. How many people in my position can say that? Tougher than anything you have ever done. Bet. I'm from a middle/upper middle class background. I'm sophisticated and at the same time I can hang with anyone from the Queen to the hood. this whole little Sad loser thing you have for me only exists in your mind, MIS. But it is all irrelevant. The fact is....you are an internet coward. Plain and simple. And this BS aboot my need of SI attention. Dude, I got that long before you even showed up. And again, looks who is saying this stuff. A dude who wakes at 5:00 and heads straight to Swellinfo where he posts all day ...every day. Dude, get a clue.
Riley my dude you just need to surf with me more...You know Friday...ahhh Friday how sweet it already sounds..Fux MIS he will never change...he's to content living his life of fallacies... Lately I've come to the conclusion that most peoplez on here don't "rip" like we do...opinions and passed judgment from mortal simpletons are not intended for "GODZ" like us...Ah sometimez these guys bring out the egotesticales in me...But I'm always quick to checkz myself and remain humble..
ah the brigade of hate, too bad bbphonix thread got derailed no security blanket here homie I have unpopular opinions Utah wins for the sideline rush out of nowhwere spewing BS Seldom, thanks for your opinion, I really value a landlocked spongers words on a surf forum its funny, the two most prolific posters ride children's pool toys...some people might say it doesnt matter, but thats like when she says to you 'its a good size' I am intrigued that Riley feels the needs to brag about his accomplishments here, feeling inadequate at all? all those alien abduction finally got to you. I hope there is some surf soon for yall! I could list my publications on El Sevier, but whats the point?
You know I'm published too MISY..in the late nineties and early 2000's I left my publications on the walls of every major city in the tri state area...I was truly living in Infamy MISY..People still talk about how creative and daring the "writing" style was to this day..I mean peoplez have mad whole treads 20 plus pages dedicated to my "writing alias".. Does this make me superior...nah but that alone is more then you've ever accomplished in your life time.. You know talk is cheap when you have nothing to back it up...but don't feel so scared MISY your not the only one who falls into this category..
Hey! I'm published too! And I ride a real pool toy, not one of those boogie boards. Those things are only good in the ocean. MIS what are your unpopular opinions?
lolz now CT's landlocked...from state with now waves, which is oviously true to anyone with a 2nd grade education, to landlocked.. Go get punched in the leg at Waimea ya professorial c u n t . What do you do post from office hours while perving over your students?
my bad seldom, landlocked/waveless kinda similar in my book my unpopular opinions in a nutshell 1) gvt is a failed entity for the populace, it is a control mechanism for the .01% over everyone else 2) taxation is theft: 'everything the state has it stole, everything it says is a lie' (Nietzsche) 3) supporting gvt is akin to rooting for amoral sociopaths 4) those that do support gvt become monsters (read Standford prison experiment and why there are no good cops) 5) its hard to avoid interactions with the state, do so sparingly out of safety as opposed to going vigilante So, in arguing these points logically I have ruffled a lot of feathers. I understand philosophy and real life dont always match up oh well, I have lost friends over this too, C'est la vie
How far off was I really? C'mon, what are you a blogger? You make enough to eat and pay your phone bill and Dad puts the rest on a credit card. You're making fun of spongers? really? they do that on their own, you're not splitting atoms coming up with those jokes. At least seldom can come to NJ if wants and feel safe...you can't You threatened a person with legal repercussion if they came to meet you at the beach, you're pathetic. It is impossible that anyone who knows you personally has any respect for you. You know that green light next to your username, you should make that stop it would be your greatest contribution
No MIS, it's not what you believe that is hypocritical, it's how you avoid questions at to how you put it into practice. You. Are. An. Armchair. Radical. ^^see what I did there, you like to employ that technique. Also, since you're in Da Islands, I'd love to see you knock the sponge the way you do in front of some of the dudes out there. OK, I'm done with anymore of this back and forth bs...that whole arguing with retards from a distance thing.. Hey, even though I'm landlocked, at least I live by the ideals I set for myself.
