A Prayer to the Hand of God, by the Rev. Karl Hungus

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Karl Hungus, Oct 7, 2015.

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  1. Oct 7, 2015 #1
    Karl Hungus

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    Problems in your line up? Maybe Kooks without leashes rocketing their sled at your grill? Don't fret, the good Rev. can help. For only $29.95 ( U.S. please, absolutely no bit coin or foreign currency),the Rev. can fast track your request to the top of the stack. Perhaps he could break you off a little something like this...

    Dear Sweet Baby Jesus, let the currents be strong to carry these evil fornicators sleds swiftly to the mighty rocks ashore.

    Maybe you need the winning power ball numbers, this too not a problem. Numbers are guaranteed winners.

    Perhaps you need your sled blessed, (only $59.95, once again U.S. only please.)

    Maybe you need your entire break blessed, the good rev. will fire up his private jet and come directly to your home break, with blessings such as..
    Solid 6' faces complete with tube.
    Long period swell.
    Summer pro free line ups.
    Off shore winds, don't worry we've got it all covered. All this for only $999.95 U.S.

    Please make checks or money orders payable to the Rev. Karl Hungus.
    Check out our ads in The Pontiff Weekly, East Coast Surfer Magazine, Surfer Magazine and online at Swell Info .com.
    Have a blessed session. And remember we have a direct line to the Great Big Gig in the Sky.
     
    Karl Hungus, Oct 7, 2015
    Karl Hungus, Oct 7, 2015
  3. Oct 7, 2015 #2
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    I think AC DC beat you to this
     
    Zeroevol, Oct 7, 2015
    Zeroevol, Oct 7, 2015

  5. Oct 7, 2015 #3
    Karl Hungus

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    Is he ordained?
     
    Karl Hungus, Oct 7, 2015
    Karl Hungus, Oct 7, 2015
  6. Oct 7, 2015 #4
    JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

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    There is but only one true good or god

    King Lucifer father to all mucho macho humungo swell

    Grab the horns and feel the power or play some Black Sabbath and smoke a Marlboro red

    666
     
    JawnDoeski, Oct 7, 2015
    JawnDoeski, Oct 7, 2015
  7. Oct 7, 2015 #5
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Some people might think he is. LOL

    Can you pick which cup the ball is under?
     
    Zeroevol, Oct 7, 2015
    Zeroevol, Oct 7, 2015
  8. Oct 7, 2015 #6
    headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

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    hail!
     
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    headhigh, Oct 7, 2015
  9. Oct 7, 2015 #7
    Whalerus2

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    ur a twat. go a way.

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    Whalerus2, Oct 7, 2015
    Whalerus2, Oct 7, 2015
  10. Oct 7, 2015 #8
    Whalerus2

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    o gods it found us
     
    Whalerus2, Oct 7, 2015
    Whalerus2, Oct 7, 2015
  11. Oct 7, 2015 #9
    Karl Hungus

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    It was a dig at the paid surf buddy thing Wayne. My salvation is good from where I stand, Thanks!
     
    Karl Hungus, Oct 7, 2015
    Karl Hungus, Oct 7, 2015
  12. Oct 7, 2015 #10
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Karl this is Wayne, Wayne this Karl. Have fun buoys
     
    Zeroevol, Oct 7, 2015
    Zeroevol, Oct 7, 2015
  13. Oct 7, 2015 #11
    seldom seen

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    Everything was great until...



    Wayne...is your methodology on this forum a way to establish yourself, in your own mind, as some type of righteous Christian soldier among the heathens of S & G. Do you even Opus Dei bro? God I'd love to get inside your head.

    My thoughts exactly.

    Karl, tell him..."WE BELIEVE IN NOTHING!"
     
    seldom seen, Oct 7, 2015
    seldom seen, Oct 7, 2015
  14. Oct 7, 2015 #12
    Karl Hungus

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    What did I get into here, time to jump ship!
     
    Karl Hungus, Oct 7, 2015
    Karl Hungus, Oct 7, 2015
  15. Oct 7, 2015 #13
    Whalerus2

    Whalerus2 Well-Known Member

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    wayne lieks teh litle boyz......he duz nasty thgins too them an sayz its in teh name of his god. wat a fuked up god.
     
    Whalerus2, Oct 7, 2015
    Whalerus2, Oct 7, 2015
  16. Oct 7, 2015 #14
    Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

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    Karl,
    funny shhtuff, but you probably need some kind of permit or license to operate.

    Plus let's not forget, let's not forget, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal.
     
    Peajay4060, Oct 7, 2015
    Peajay4060, Oct 7, 2015
  17. Oct 7, 2015 #15
    LazyE

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    John Cougar. Not sure which verse?I've always had a problem with authority I guess that's why I turned out redneck.
     
    LazyE, Oct 7, 2015
    LazyE, Oct 7, 2015
  18. Oct 7, 2015 #16
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Lazy totally just pulled a Donny:cool:
     
    seldom seen, Oct 7, 2015
    seldom seen, Oct 7, 2015
  19. Oct 7, 2015 #17
    seldom seen

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    [video=youtube;dgD2Up4KHBQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgD2Up4KHBQ[/video]
     
    seldom seen, Oct 7, 2015
    seldom seen, Oct 7, 2015
  20. Oct 7, 2015 #18
    CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

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    "The only one's that's can handle the snakes and not be bit are under the protection of God."

    "The one's that dies or gets bit shows the non-believers the snakes is real."

    "I've been bit and have a crippled finger."

    "My preacher Dad got bit and he died. This was preordained at the beginning of time."

    What lunatic would believe in this sort of pretzel logic?
     
    CBSCREWBY, Oct 7, 2015
    CBSCREWBY, Oct 7, 2015
  21. Oct 7, 2015 #19
    Karl Hungus

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    Not sure, but it sure is entertaining to watch. Is it wrong of me to hope that the snake sinks his fangs into somebodies a**?
     
    Karl Hungus, Oct 7, 2015
    Karl Hungus, Oct 7, 2015
  22. Oct 7, 2015 #20
    LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

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    No no Karl, That's just natural. Do not be ashamed.
     
    LazyE, Oct 7, 2015
    LazyE, Oct 7, 2015
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