A Roy board for Charles

2 things
1) I didnt see a turn, even the loggiest of logs can cut back to enable rider to be in more critical part of wave
2) christ on the cross, you have a twin?

 

all of those pics do not demonstrate a turn, they are unidirectional, down the line, which is commendable.

and I disagree on the monster part, yall sonic boom each others ears?

I cant believe the depths you go here, but its all good

 

I like it all homie, bodysurfing, paipo, shortboard all the way to canoe, however, the board reminds me of a big wave gun with a clown nose. I cant help but be skeptical, and the other thing, while it may be a great shape according to some, it seems like in anything less than perfect surf would render it ineffective while other surfcraft can thrive in shee-it conditions.

If it was true genius, I reckon it would have been more widespread. bad ideas die and good ones prosper

 

Forum silver, this is really good stuff.....MIS, ya making ya forum bones as one not to be trifled with.
Chucka-boo-boo...? take note.

 

your right the only way it can turn platinum is if i come in here and shred yall out the thread.

 

So what you waiting for, breh? Do your thing and then I'll come in and quantify the body count.

 

the right moment and it isnt right now, dont call me breh, brah.

 

Braw you and your need for serendipity. Realize your innate power and immortalize threads at will Hurricane Sandy 2.0!

 

Chucka-boo-boo!

Play nice. Stop instigating. Share your cookies. Don't terrorize the other kids. Don't threaten them with latex dummy ear slaps, followed by your cheeks-lubin' dawg. And for the luv of hayzus keerist, don't break out your plywood-luvin twin when he's finished with your smoke stack woman. After all.....twins....how could she tell the difference?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! We don't really need to know the answer to that!

 

Actually the reverse is the case, the type thrives in ragged, bumpy, or otherwise weird conditions, to the point where it is often the only board in the water able to make waves successfully.

The reason why I keep making them is that they work better as wave making utensils than the industry offerings, all of which are handicapped by trick surfing requirements or other anomalies.

 

Incorrect the tail shape makes 'angling in' a breeze in any situation.

That is one of the important advantages which the board has over the malibu type.

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ROY! nice to meet you. do you have footage of people (regular joes) turning this board on mid to small period beach break waves?

thats all I need to see and then I will eat my words. literally I will print them out and smother them in honey and eat the paper. rice paper of course, with organic soy ink

 

makeitstop please make roy stop if you can you will be rewarded.

 

Dude, stop. Anything RS has said or will say is already all over the forum search and educate yourself but don't walk this path.

Or do. It's always good for a laugh.

 

Just complete BS. With a 9'+ LB, I can catch any choppy or small wave. I have caught ankle high ripples on a cheap, dented up, POS East Coast LB. Any surfer that has any experience should be able to do the same. It is not possible that your board would be the ONLY one that could catch the wave.