A Roy board for Charles

Discussion in 'Surfboards and Surfboard Design' started by Cuck Taylor, Oct 6, 2013.

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  1. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    hey ss im all for you posting **** i mean roy and chuck should get banned for posting absolute crap. btw great post.
     
  2. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    853
    Jul 6, 2013
    Brew I'm not trying to argue with you so I'm sorry for any presumed hostility. With the ear claps I've been throwing around these parts it's fair to feel threatened by me.

    Well Roy does make a point. His board is pretty damn efficient feeling. If it wasn't efficient why was I making a section just as well as a kid I surf with who rides a 6'2" fire wire dominator? We had a few party waves and my Roy board was nipping the tail of the FireWire.. That kid snowballed me hard a few times but it's all good. Were had a lot of fun. The short board crew that day was asking for a turn on the makaha but I denied them due to personal reasons.
    Brew I have no beef with you. My battle lies with Yankee who has felt the sonic ear clap. Repeated strikes to the ear drum and lower abdomen with a force beyond measurability.
     

  3. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    SS, since you posted that twice, I need www.eyebleach.com twice

    and leave the turd, CT has posted similar pics
     
  4. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    I think we are ready for a rate my poop thread.
     
  5. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    HAHAHAAAAAAAAA
    how do you expect anyone to take you seriously with this nonsense, today is off to a great start
     
  6. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    We aren't talking bout FireWire boards. We are talking about proper longboards. And decent perfomance LB by a reputable shape can be made to carry decent speed.
     
  7. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    853
    Jul 6, 2013
    MIS it's important for me to stay on the level of ridiculousness when composing messages to you people.
     
  8. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    You guys are the best, much love sandblasters. Sorry for the double post guys, I just had to.

    I sonic ear clapped myself repeatedly in the bathroom to keep the primary dropping in one piece.
     
  9. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    Chuck that thing is a piece of art. Well crafted. Not many people go out into the lineup on a hand shaped, certainly a small percentage of those who do are rocking wood. I suspect most of the haters would probably give you a high five if they saw you at the beach with it. The net brings our the worst in us.
     
  10. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    853
    Jul 6, 2013
    Brew if my makaha design olo can hang with a short board who's shooting a section then that's physical evidence to me that it's a pretty fast board.

    I just don't know why you keep looking for negative. I personally think too many of the users here are obsessed with the negative qualities they dream up regarding these designs. When ones mind becomes so obsessed with a concept whether it's positive or negative you start to find it everywhere. Your minds running in circles of negativity for some reason.

    The makaha is fast if not faster than the fire wire. That's enough proof for me. Yes it's a long board, a damn sweet one.
     
  11. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    Oh. So now you're a racist?
     
  12. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    No one feels the least bit threatend by you nancy boy, that is for damn sure. You and Roy just take this crap to the next level and now Roy is stating that his boards are better than all other "modern" or mainstream boards, what an egotistical piece of crap! Roy's problem is he thinks his boards are worth thier weight in gold and your problem is you are so far up his @ss you can smell what he had for breakfast.
     
  13. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    853
    Jul 6, 2013
    Ew man. That's really gross. You are disgusting. Please keep that toilet brain of yours locked up on my thread please. Posting poos is one thing but to say **** like that is just kinda messed up man.
     
  14. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    What negative? I am focusing on the fact that Roy is an egotistical kiwi, who think his board will perfom better than all others in all conditions. You are nut hugging him. Nothing brings a more negative vibe than the whole " my sh1t is better than all other sh1t" posts. I have no problem with your board. It looks nice and probably works like a longboard should. Just don't go the RS route and claim it is the best in the world. Also, insulting other shapers by claiming they shape for looks over function is pretty rude. Again, not directed at you.
     
  15. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Oh poor Charlie Brown, people are pooing all over HIS THREAD. Screw you, Roy and your wussy @ss little thread! Why don't you go start your own forum called ILOVEROYSWOOD.COM? I promise I will never post a single thing there and you two love birds can play with your wooden phalic symbols to your hearts content.
     
  16. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Pride goeth before a fall.
     
  17. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    'trick surfing requirements and other anomalies'- I think this sums up why people get frustrated w/ the seedy green fruit. We're all out there riding what we ride the way we ride b/c it makes us feel good and how we express our inner shred. It's how each of us gleams the cube.

    Some like to trim endlessly on a wave w/out turning, others like to lay it on a rail, some like to walk the nose, myself, I like to hurl myself off the lip w/ reckless abandon. But no one can lay claim to possessing the mental state we each arrive at when we do our own thing, and this is why I think so many get so mad about this here issue.
     
  18. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013

    Decent? Proper? Reputable?

    There seems to be some confusion, it's a matter of physics not social posturing.
     
  19. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    False modesty would obscure the issue.

    It's not a pride/modesty issue, it's simply a matter of the facts.
     
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