A Roy board for Charles

Never.

Not a single 'dose'.

you are jumping to conclusions.

As mentioned previously notions of ego have nothing to do with it.

I'm just posting honestly... there's no point in lying just to appear to be humble to people who can't think clearly.

Your claim of impartiality needs testing... I suggest that you do this yourself.

 

Do as you wish, you will find important differences between what I have said and your representation of what I have said... if you can concentrate well enough to do a logical comparison.

 

You appear to be assuming that you know what Charles 'expects', and also appear to have made a further assumption that 'people' are merely iterations of your own unit.

On the last point, sadly there might be some truth in it, generic opinions do abound these days for obvious reasons...

 

In the archaic and postmodern metaphysical world of superstition which I inhabit on occasion for amusement I report that injury and/or dings with a new board are a good sign for the future.... but that you might consider getting a helmet....

 

We have fallen for the bait again. Ignore the trolls and they go away.

 

You weren't posting here for a wonderful few weeks, gnome. Wonderful because the SI Forum was devoid of your annoying, gratuitous, narcissistic ravings about floating wood piles that you create.

Your sycophant, chucka-boo-boo, unfortunately made up for your absence. chucka-boo-boo's predilection for beating his paws on latex boo-boo dolls, while his dog simultaneously arse-raped the same mannequin, is what chucka-boo-boo claims is "hilarious" and generated "many viewers."

Is it the burning wood shavings that intoxicate the self-impressed freaks living in the woods?

 

Brewengineer I'm glad to see that you have overcome your phobia of writing in the 3rd person.

 

Thanks for that one... if I were a yank I'd probably say that 'i spat coffee all over my keyboard' but I'm not, so will report merely that I laughed until I stopped... less effusive, more stiff upper lip, better for the keyboard.

 

can this thread be locked? it speaks for itself
and being banned from every other surf forum also speaks for itself.


btw Roy, I would love to see my cringe-worthy logic flaws, I self reflect, do you? feel free to PM me, but please stop polluting this forum

 

King of the trolls, trying so hard...

 

To be honest I forgot you started this thread since the gnome took over today with his crap I was thinking it was his. I did not comment until Roy decided to state his boards are better than all others. You are free to build and ride whatever you like and I hope you have fun. Opinion's clearly show the forum wants Roy gone just as Swaylocks did. Hopefully the Admin will see this and get him the hell out of here. As Yankee said the last few weeks have been great since the gnome from down under went in to hibernation, but alas he's back and stirring up sh!t again. Maybe we should have a thread similar to the Jesus one, vote should Roy stay or go? Seemed to work with Wayne.

 

Uh oh....I thought I saw a white van circling the SI Forum.... utter wayne's name & he's apt to come bounding out of his vehicle, thumping you-know-what & barking at us sinners for not providing him with free surfboards for his brainwashed kiddies.

As for the gnome removal plan as many others have requested & are now demanding: all for it.

 

I tried to tell you guys.

Be sure to thank ZaGaffer for opening the Pandora's box that is Choy Staylor.

 

Crap you are right, He's like Beetlejuice, if we say his name three times he will come back.

 

For God's sake, can someone post a video of someone riding a Roy custom in some surf so people can judge if we should burn the board like a Salem Witch or anoint it with Budweiser.

 

Here it is, for the umpteenth time....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7o79dqpjGI

And of course the gnome will go bananas & 'shoot the messenger' (Rarick) as gnome always does when he sees this vid posted.
"13 feet long a lot of board to push around."
"Board definitely a bit slow because of all the rocker you certainly couldn't turn it at all."
"Way too heavy"
"The fin back there is more like a rudder than a fin"
"There is no acceleration, you can't get any projection out of it, pretty much hope for the best."
Aloha & have fun....

 

as mentioned previously I have dozens of great ride reports from those who rode that particular board. Rarick is an outlier with his opinion, and quite frankly talks a lot of nonsense.

Take the rocker comment for example, actually the board has a low rocker, which Rarick failed to realise even though he has been making boards for long enough to know.

Furthermore he only rode half a dozen waves and fell off on most of them, so we should be talking about his rider error... easy to blame the tools but other people mastered the board and raved about the quality of the ride.

Basically the haters use him as their one and only poster boy when trying to trash my designs. Rarick does do a good 'hatchet job'... he's very professional at it and is even convincing to some... he adopts the demeanour of a well meaning fair and honest aloha filled fellow, but it is a facade as several people warned me before he hijacked our grass roots community event and took the board out of circulation.

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That video was posted years ago.. since then I have yet to see you reference counter videos proving your words..