A thread about surfing

ok - when tom curren nods his head why do they call it style?

 

If Slater farts in the water in FL does it send a ripple around the world causing 20ft surf in Fiji?

 

Why has the god surf forsaken me?

 

Where the **** are the waves ....

 

Anyone wanna check the surf?

Remember those days?

 

About once every 2 or 3 days insted of every day. It would be better if I never had to look and could just walk outside and suprised. But sht I still need to know the tide, time for a move somewhere with waves most the year.

 

If a 23 foot wave breaks in Bel Mar and Shredmachine is not around to shred it, does it close out? If a hindu is not being banged is she still a hindu?

 

pretty sure i should have gone out at shell island this morning

wtf am i doing at work

 

I miss surfing.

 

hey I like surfing! ...And turtles, def like turtles, ever since I was a young lad.

 

used to have to call the surf shop... im sure they lied to us groms every time...we didn't care even after the half hour drive to get there for sometimes nothing...gotta love it!

 

Used to hang in Malibus in OC MD and guys would be calling down there all day asking what it looked like. They were generally honest.

 

One of the few phone numbers I still have memorized was the old surf report line.

 

If a 23 foot waves breaks in Bel Mar and shredmachine is not around to shred it, is it even there?

 

Grog's (201) 749-8849
Surf Unlimited (609) 494-3996

Haven't called either one in aboot two decades, but they will always be in my heart.

These numbers don't exist anymore so don't bother calling, brahs.

And the lone remaining one, from that era, is Surfers Supplies, which I call every night to keep the tradition going strong.

DO NOT call their number because I get pissed-off when June swings around and the number is busy at nights. Oh, you never get a busy signal in January but come summer, these god darn summer surfers call the damn line and piss-me-off. Oh get so angry.

 

is that you? hahaha

 

Hahaha awesome!

 

You dudes still don't get NJSHREDMACHIONE do youse?

NJSHRED is everywhere. He's making a deal in Manhattan while at the same time jumping off the Ventnor Pier ready to shot the pier after doing the Honneyton hop. The dude is an enigma. You guys can't possible understand his ways and what he represents. I know I don't.

He's on a different plane or plain of existence than the rest of us. He is the result of over 200 hundred years of New Jersey genetic engineering. He is the master race, which means he has to hide from Germans. But they couldn't catch him.

You guys like to play around and joke about NJSHRED, but he is no joke. People just don't understand him.

You guys yell at him for making fun of crippled kids, BUT he can't help it. He is so perfect a specimen that he can't begin to understand the imperfections of mere mortals...... It's not his fault. He is the mixture of every great New Jerseyan from Vineland to Patterson to Cape May to Sandy Hook to Newark to Camden.

He is Whitman....Edison.....Whitney Houston......Shaquille O'Neill.......Joe Piscopoe...........Count Baise.......Jon Bon Jovi......Danny DeVito....Michael Douglas........Steve Forbes.......Artie Lange.......Queen Latifah.........Anthony Scalia............Tara Reid...............Frank Sinatra.....Meryl Streep........John Travolta.....Anne Hathaway.........and Bruce Willis........................

All wrapped up into one amazing human being.

Wow, that is just a small part of all the notable Jersey dudes. Can you imagine? Wow, like, North Carolina wouldn't even be able to list five people. New Jersey is the most amazing state in the Union. Straight-up.

 

Yerppp, most certainly is me. It was my first appearance on tv and when I started my on screen zombie career. You've probably seen me in a couple movies too, I was in resident evil apocalypse and extinction, and various appearances on the walking dead series. Rick's killed me around 7 times, and Daryl too many times to count. Fun guys to be on set with.

Just called surfer supplies on my way into work this morning. If you call during the day in the summer months to ask about the waves they give you like a quick 3 to 4 word response but during the summer off season they'll chat with you and give you much more detail and are more relaxed. Stupid tourists. Can't complain TOO much though cus they're the ones that blow all their moneys and keep the shops in biz.

I'll call the sea isle heritage from time to time, just hit 3 when the prompt comes up and you can hear brian's forecast, if he decides to update it the night before...