Accidental Regulation

Discussion in 'USA Mainland Surf Forum' started by BradPitted, Sep 22, 2015.

  1. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

    Jan 1, 2015
    So as I mentioned I'd be surfing some this week. Yesterday paddled out to a spot that was total junk but everywhere looked bad. 1 guy out. I know where you think this is going... but just bear with me...
    Im on a longboard and at a spot that has a very strong drift off the point, the longboard works better there. so I paddle out and say hi to the guy in the water, who is on a banged up looking hayden shape shred sledd. guy says hi. I asked him how has the spot been working since hes been out... and he responds by saying that he is here visiting his friend.... Um ok.

    So I follow up with a - so where are you from? this guy responds that he's from manhattan, and that he is here visiting a friend, parking at his house. Okay that's cool I say..
    anyways I catch a wave. ripit... the usual. and on my way back out I notice this guy is getting swept away from the point. and he yells to me that its tuff to paddle. So I yell back to him "Get Out and Walk back!" Not sure if he heard me so I yell again (only to make sure he hears me) "Hey Get out and walk" and I'm pointing back towards the other side of the rock jetti.

    So this guy gets out of the water.... and leaves! now I can't be sure he left because he thought I told him to "walk" or he just had decided it wasn't working for him.

    anyways I figured people might find the situation kinda funny. I really hope the guy didn't think I was trying to clear him out..... okay start the hating.
  2. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    You told him to get out!!! Nice bro. Regulating. Did you throw his stuff on the beach?

  3. JohnnyCornstarch

    JohnnyCornstarch Well-Known Member

    Feb 24, 2015
    Nice sounds like you gave yourself a stranger, how was it?
  4. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    One less guy in the water is always good
  5. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    lol no offense mr sharthufferpitted,but I hate people who try to spark up conversations in the line up.a few words here and there ,no problem,but getting into a full blown conversation and theres sets coming,u better stfu and start paddling.

    sheit niegar if someone hooted me out the water,im gonna do like the Hawaiians did to rabbit in Huntington.get out,call ur yellow fuzzy peeps,and stand from one end of the beach to the next.clear the water.u don't come out,we're coming in.

    but I don't see the agro-ness for 2 people in the water.if guys want to drop in one u,il paddle 20ft to the west and have my own peak.thats Howie do-et in the durty huersey
  6. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Brad, people react to you very badly. May I suggest an Emily Post course in Manners and Etiquette?? Might help you as you go through life. Who knows, if you throw a "formal dinner" someone may even show up!!
  7. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    a Puerto rican with manners hahahahh
    you mean etticat

    o barry
  8. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

    Jan 1, 2015
    you know I was really trying to be helpful. Im always trying to be helpful.
  9. peakhunter

    peakhunter Well-Known Member

    Sep 5, 2013
    nothing worse than a guy who's out there to talk
  10. Speed Bump

    Speed Bump Well-Known Member

    Jun 3, 2014
    No s**t. The windbags can never surf for crap. Just like Bradhodad.
  11. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    Read Ecclesiastis:

    To everything there is a season
    A time to be chatty
    A time to be quiet
    A time to help
    A time to let it be
    A time for peace
    A time for war
    Yada yada yada
  12. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

    Jan 1, 2015
    did you even read the original post? I said I ripped my wave.... AS USUAL.
  13. huuor

    huuor Well-Known Member

    Mar 29, 2012
    I'm surprised he didn't grab your purse and throw your phone in the water...

    oh...wrong thread...
  14. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Maybe he was yelling, "you look tough"
  15. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    these are actually pretty good threads brad
  16. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013

    Turn, turn, turn! Just like surfing waves.
  17. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Accidental masterbation.
  18. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    my right forearm looks like a pregnant king cobra from all that
  19. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

    Jan 1, 2015
    I wish I could tell some of my out of the water stories here...
  20. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Like that time you went to the Philippines