Act of Deception

Great idea. You should buy like 15 boards and tag them all $20.

 

Something learned within 6 months of marriage. Remove tags. Pay in cash withdrawn over a few weeks, receipts ghosted, etc. Oh, and bartering. "We traded". HUGE plus, no paper trail to go after. Make sure other party is aware of said trade lol.

 

+1 on the 'trading' thing... they have no clue.

 

Leave the boards at a trusted friends house near the spot you like to surf used to work for me but i'm free now so I don't have to do that anymore

 

good job on hiding the 6 pack too

 

You is muh fuggin Metard Angelo.

 

Metard, absolute gold.

 

i dnt think i could marry a women who wouldnt let me surf or stop me from buying boards, the girl im with now is very tolerant and even bought me a surfboard before. if there is swell she knows the drill and knows that catching the waves will be my first priority. heres a even better idea for me never get married. the divorce rate is 50%.

 

Tip: If you have lots of boards in the garage, just bring one home, throw it up on the racks. If no one notices after a month, you're golden.

 

Married 24 years- see above tip.

 

Or just do what ever the **** you want and bring her to the tropics every year . She never asks about what I paid . And if she does I guess it's time to trade her in .

 

Just imagine what she is doing behind your back... hahahahahah

 

this, +1000000000000.

oh, & if you've gotta hide from your old lady, just use an old boardbag. she'll never notice the difference.

 

hanging out with tlokein et al

 

Dang, skidmark, when mtwitz finds out you have a husband he will be devastated.

 

Gonna have to retag the sculpin too... When she finds out mr 2 b paid $14.99 for a sixer mrs 2 b gonna freak.... Maybe take the tag off the board and put it on some 2 buck chuck for $349 might get some