Act of Deception

indeed it is.
i might add bag the board so she becomes familiar w/the bag....as opposed to the board.

 

Prob banging the guy who sold him the board

 

I'm a big fan of telling my wife "look at what I got off of craigslist...got a great deal!" She usually rolls her eyes and asks me if I really needed another board/wetsuite/etc. Thank God we each have a fun money account. That way I just tell her I spent "my money" on it and the problem's solved.

 

I don't agree. The way this conversation "should" go is:

Significant Other: There's a new board in the rack, looks nice. What did that cost you?
Dude: That one was pretty expensive...$900 including shipping. Pretty though,ain't she?
Significant Other: Yeah, I'm getting ready to cook dinner, what would you like?

Anything other than this... and your doing something wrong bro's..

 

Unless you've proven yourself bad with money or the purchase is way more than you can handle financially.

 

Or just borrow the money from your mom I gave her last night

 

Or be a man and buy what you want when you want and not sneak around like a little beatch.

 

Good point sniffer theses guys are cuckolded sissys

 

Is he really though ? Out of her league that's is . Picture from the waist down please and we can compare our whooerrrz

 

Hi MegatroidSkittle. Your handle game is still off the hook.

Did you not have school today?

 

Why do you want me to school you big boy??

 

The argument is rational

 

See, with marriage, think of it like a marathon. Sure, with a gf, f*** it. Puff out the chest, say f*** the police, buy what you want. No paperwork, no headache, if she wants out there's a bar down the street with fast women and cheap cocktails. Gf = sprint. Wife = marathon.

Married....this is a different beast all together. Winning the race is like a game of chess. Some compromises have to be made. Keep in mind, if you consistently ruin her day, there's eventually going to be an extremely expensive day in court. Doesn't mean she doesn't feel the same way as she did when she met you, but being miserable isn't a good thing. Path of least resistance my man. Life is easy when you make it easy. Make life difficult for no other reason other than to prove a point...well, reap what you sow, it's going to suck in a hurry. We aren't sissies, we're ****ing smart. Patient. Apex ****ing predators. Get what you want, do what you want, no conflict. Sun tzu would be proud.

 

Your sister is always going to be pissed when you spend her meth money on a new stick.

 

I've said it before, and I'll say it again... lie to your boss, not your family.

Which is always a problem if your wife is the boss.

 

Married should not be "a different beast". Provided you dated prior getting married. Not sure where your at culturally, or, if you order EVERYTHING online and not just xmas gifts and wetsuites.

Maybe your different, but I would never marry nor be in a long term relationship with someone that would make an issue out of this. That's what dating is for, weed out sh1t like this.

 

" if you consistently ruin her day, there's eventually going to be an extremely expensive day in court."


this makes you sound like a hostage bro. Maybe that day in court is not as expensive as you think...