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Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by swello, May 30, 2014.

  1. swello

    swello Member

    13
    Nov 11, 2011
    hey brahs and brosephs,

    basically my question is.. does assateague usually close-out on east swells @10ish seconds? I skipped out on the 19th to go elsewhere (forecast looked like similar direction and period) out of fear of non stop closeouts. Was anybody there that day?

    Had a blast on the 17th there.. when it was more SE tho. My preferred break, but when everything from north jerz to this spot is 3ish hrs away I have options

    Thanks for any help

    hashtagmetardlife
     
  2. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    So tempting.
     

  3. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bro. Go for it. It's Friday. Let em have it.
     
  4. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Check it call people do whatever you can to find out.

    Every swell is different.

    I have never been to Assateague BTW
     
  5. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Is this a hello thread using boating lingo?
     
  6. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    It's a pirate Hello tread bro. Pirates of VB.
     
  7. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Arrghhh matey I be seeing yer point. Still lets make him walk the plank!
     
  8. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    Is this guy inbred or wtf I just don't get it. Go home kook.
     
  9. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Shiver me nipples matey.
     
  10. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Hahahahahaha!
     
  11. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    It has been ten minutes and im still laughing
     
  12. KookieMonster

    KookieMonster Well-Known Member

    488
    Jan 13, 2012
    I've found that you can take a lil ass tease on her period for sure
     
  13. ocsurf32

    ocsurf32 Well-Known Member

    390
    Jul 22, 2012
    yea bro killer waves @10 seconds. gnarly waves @11 seconds. Super gnar @12 seconds. no waves @13 seconds .Radical waves @14 seconds. . . .@27.5 seconds best wave on the planet. hope that helped
     
  14. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    What, are you metard's really 'tarded abandoned offspring? Or just a survivor of a year kept prisoner in a latex 'wetsuit' in a Maine barn? And how did you ever get to 9 posts without a SI rectal probe, buttercup?
     
  15. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Man this poor guy doesn't even know there's no such thing as close-outs.
     
  16. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Haha, plunder that booty!!!!
     
  17. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    lol...

    mkay bro
     
  18. swello

    swello Member

    13
    Nov 11, 2011
    double shakas, bro nameths. *double shakas* Your guidance is invaluable. Have read (on here mostly) that higher periods = more walled up, especially where theres no jetty. Combine that w straight E and i get to thinkin maybe i should come crowd other breaks.

    Jw how it was a couple mondays ago. Don't know anybody that lives over there (or anybody else that surfs for that matter) so this is my best resource.

    thats perdy good btw kookie. i have no probm laying a towel down either tho.. blood stains>poo stains

    mkay #mmmmmmmetardlife photoshop deeeeeeeeeeez
     
  19. Pursuitofhappiness

    Pursuitofhappiness Well-Known Member

    66
    Apr 28, 2012
    Assateague is always a closeout. And there are unexploded ordnances in the break. Don't go there. NJ is better.
     
  20. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Still laughing bubonic bro? Hopefully!