AI 'Discovered' by Rampant Douche Canoeists

UserID · Jul 14, 2014

Is this referring to Maryland AI or Virginia?

papa_ciurca · Jul 14, 2014

cjtst11 said: ↑

I am originally from the Commonwealth, Pittsburgh specifically. But let me assure you, there's a reason why the mostly good citizens of Allegeheny and Philadelphia counties call the rest of the state "Pennsyltucky". Trust me, it doesn't take long to get there from either city.
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Worst part is the complaining about prices. "Back home, this is half the price." "We make this so much better back home". FFS. You aren't back home.

yankee · Jul 14, 2014

cjtst11 said: ↑

I am originally from the Commonwealth, Pittsburgh specifically. But let me assure you, there's a reason why the mostly good citizens of Allegeheny and Philadelphia counties call the rest of the state "Pennsyltucky". Trust me, it doesn't take long to get there from either city.
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I'm vouching for CJ....not ALL the douche canoes are from PAtucky by a long shot; some cool cats from up your way. Unfortunately, the gene pool has elected to undulate themselves into AI. NSP side.

yankee · Jul 14, 2014

UserID said: ↑

Is this referring to Maryland AI or Virginia?
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The undulators: they're everywhere. But, particularly noticeable when they drive onto the wild side & unload their peculiar brand of American Undulator Consumerist behaviors.

zach619 · Jul 14, 2014

UserID said: ↑

Is this referring to Maryland AI or Virginia?
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I thought this whole time we were talking about Allen Iverson.

HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI · Jul 14, 2014

papa_ciurca said: ↑

Worst part is the complaining about prices. "Back home, this is half the price." "We make this so much better back home". FFS. You aren't back home.
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it would be great if they WERE back home....

cjtst11 · Jul 14, 2014

yankee said: ↑

The undulators: they're everywhere. But, particularly noticeable when they drive onto the wild side & unload their peculiar brand of American Undulator Consumerist behaviors.
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"Undulators"; I love it. I can comfirm their annual sloth and gelatinuous like presence on otherwise nice NJ beaches as well.

DawnPatrol321 · Jul 14, 2014

yankee said: ↑

There are still a few quieter spots remaining, true, and not to be divulged, true.

Yep, baddy, we're actually looking forward to end of summer when these morons return to the satanic places that spawned them. In the meantime, DP is really the only time to avoid their mess.

No worries, Seen, by the time you roll into AI, the lemmings will be back in their cubes.

And Betty, Betty, Betty....you say it so well.
WHAT has happened to Americans? Specifically, WHAT makes them feel that it's ok, even attractive, to wedge their rolls of suet into tight beach clothing & parade about, causing the reasonable people to lose their lunch...
The cigs, the grotesque food inhalation, the lack of respect for anyone at all...just clueless behavior.

Common sense ain't common: witness it all summer long at an American beach near you.

It's only been the past two summers that AI has turned into a shiiitehole of useless, consuming, walking, talking piles of pig shiit. Used to be pretty spread out all summer long with cool people.

This one was last July: sitting out there on the log, catching a few lazy summer peelers. I see a dog just sitting on the beach. In the hot sand part, with no protection from the blazing sun. I paddle in, along with my gf, and walk up to this lil 40 lb mixed breed who is wearing a collar & a leash, with the leash being staked into the sand. Small plastic lid where there might have been some water but not recently. Dog is panting hard. It's friggin blazing hot in that sand.

Once again, quietly ballistic launch mode. Get an umbrella over the poor guy, a thing of water for him, he gets immediate relief as he starts to cool down.

And here comes miss thing. Prancing up the beach with her foamie, about 23, 24 y.o., hey what are you doing, that's my dog? WTF, quiet no mas, I ask her if she has any effing clue how fast dogs overheat: 'no.' Ask her if she has any effing clue as to why it's never a good idea to stake a dog alone anywhere: 'no.' Ask her if she had a lobotomy or has she always been a total fukkkking idiot. No attitude now from miss priss.

Where's Darwin when these people are breeding??
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HAHA! Good on you for taking care of the pooch. Dog's are too cool to be abusing that way. What a metard that chick was.

UserID · Jul 14, 2014

papa_ciurca said: ↑

Worst part is the complaining about prices. "Back home, this is half the price." "We make this so much better back home". FFS. You aren't back home.
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The other one that gets me is "oh the beaches in Florida are so much better, the water looks so ugly here, the bars here are just copying Florida....Florida, Florida, Florida blah blah blah"....well look mother****er I live here and I'm trying to enjoy myself and make the best of it. You're the dumbass who spent thousands of bucks to stay here in the middle of summer, why didn't you go to ****ing Florida instead?

scotty · Jul 14, 2014

Juliaep said: ↑

I found a "quieter" spot on AI that I'm not going to divulge. I have to paddle or walk a bit, but at least I don't have to deal with the a&*wipes. There's a nice little break there, too.
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True this^^ the best thing about Ai is the fact that most people who go there aren't willing to be more than 30 feet from their truck.

UserID · Jul 14, 2014

Assateauge Island, state and federal seashore on eastern shore of Maryland/Virginia, so they don't dredge it for beach replenishment like so many of the developed areas in the region.

Mr.Belmar · Jul 14, 2014

Dude- that really stinks.., I understand the frustrations...
Next time just tell him that there is a better beach 'just' north of here, it's called Belmar- all the Muslims play their rap music right out of the trunk of their Toyotas.... And you can bring your canoes cause everyone here has one....

Plus the waves are 23ft...

#saltlife

yankee · Jul 15, 2014

scotty said: ↑

True this^^ the best thing about Ai is the fact that most people who go there aren't willing to be more than 30 feet from their truck.
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Yep. Becomes an issue when there's 145 rigs on the beach, packed in there: fat white undulator jowls to jacked up lil man rigs.

yankee · Jul 15, 2014

surfin paulie said: ↑

Yup.

Surf as early as possible.

Yeah, summer can get interesting here on my island too.

SURF EARLY! Go home before they wake up.
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Yep, of course.

These cretinous yahoos don't even surf, though, they just take up space & undulate on the beach. Ruining second sessions & days at the ocean. That's my point.

EmassSpicoli · Jul 15, 2014

zach619 said: ↑

I thought this whole time we were talking about Allen Iverson.
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That is awesome. Someone else thinking the same as me. I've known for a while what AI stands for on here and have researched it but it still makes me think of the former bowling alley brawling Sixer guard when I read it.

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