ALERT: Big Brother Day in the United States

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by nopantsLance, Mar 7, 2017.

  1. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Lol.

    o cepriano
     
  2. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016

  3. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Yessir, I'm the man behind the curtain. Posting from my uni-bomber stylee shack in the woods. Stank will get the Simpsons reference.
     
  4. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Groundskeeper Willie.
     
  5. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
  6. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    took me a second lol
    dont steal my grease!
     
  7. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    My retirement grease!!!!!
    There's not a wolf alive that can out wrestle a greased up Scotsman
     
  8. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    Hi Aleksa, can you hear me? yes
    Hi Aleksa, would you ever lie to me? not on purpose, but maybe in error
    Hi Aleksa, what is the CIA? The American central intelligence agency
    Hi Aleksa, can the CIA hear me now? (no answer)
     
  9. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
     
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  10. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Man, my kid has been telling me what a robot this geek is.

    #9/12
     
  11. LongIslandBro

    LongIslandBro Well-Known Member

    317
    Jul 21, 2017
    There are approximately over a hundred words (islam, jihad, ISIS) that if used together in any combination will red flag you for scrutiny by all government agencies.
    Using one word by itself is meaningless, but put the words ISIS and bank transfer in the same text you are automatically under surveillance.
    PS- Yes, I understand that I just used those words and this thread is now under govt surveillance.
     
  12. LongIslandBro

    LongIslandBro Well-Known Member

    317
    Jul 21, 2017
    The good news is.......
    My friends in govt tell me they have a backlog of 7 years worth of data to sift through due to the algorithems listed above.
     
  13. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I think my toaster caught me Ha-whackin it in the kitchen
     
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  14. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    With all the online porn I've viewed, they prolly figure that I never leave the house and I'm harmless.
     
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  15. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
  16. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
  17. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008